*Ahem* That garlic plant has a name, thank you, it is Norville. And it will be dead Norville, pretty soon, if Jackie doesn't take good care of him.
JACKIE! I know you are reading this. Take good care of Norville! Play him music, tell him how green his foliage is looking today, read him Aesop's fables, and all the other good things that plants need to grow up healthy and strong and moral.
But don't buy him a gun.
Unless in fact, the Hills really DO HAVE EYES! BAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
i wonder if norville is still chillin' like a (garlic) villain in jacks car. most likely. its going to die, jackie!! take him inside, give him love, sprinkle him on some pasta. and then bring that pasta to me.
and, yeah, i am pretty sure the hills DO have eyes. AHHHHHHHHHHHH.... AHHHHHHHHHH.
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JACKIE! I know you are reading this. Take good care of Norville! Play him music, tell him how green his foliage is looking today, read him Aesop's fables, and all the other good things that plants need to grow up healthy and strong and moral.
But don't buy him a gun.
Unless in fact, the Hills really DO HAVE EYES! BAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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and, yeah, i am pretty sure the hills DO have eyes. AHHHHHHHHHHHH.... AHHHHHHHHHH.
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