It's time for a good, foamy rant!

[elka_woof]

Ok, I've about had it.

There comes a point in time when one must admit that if you can't beat them, join them.  Forest Gump always summed this up as, "stupid is and stupid does," which I feel more accurately reflects the reality of things.  While perusing an entry in xianjaguar 's livejournal today, I finally decided it was time to admit defeat and join the

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[xianjaguar]

*dies laughing*
Ok, that is the most clever and funniest commentary I've seen all week.
And it turned an otherwise crappy night into a much better one.

You sir, win an Internet. What flavor would you like? :D

[elka_woof]

Glad to hear that. I'll take hug flavor.

[mystee]

You know I love how your mind works :)

[lunchbox_30]

I am all appreciation of your wit. Thank you for contributing to my morning starting out right! :)

[cobaltie]

For a different term of measurement, you could say this post ranks at 1 Godwin. Since you start the discussion immediately by invoking Hitler.

[terminotaur]

So, then puppy kicking is the old imperial unit. :) I would have also gone with a measure based on kittens eaten.

This is really really good stuff. I think its one of the first productive uses I've seen of calling someone Hitler in a long time. Much better than throwing out Godwin's Law.

[elka_woof]

Technically the puppy kicking isn't a fixed figure, and is based off the distance the puppy travels.

[elka_woof]

Well, the breed can actually be simplified by assuming that as the size of the dog approaches chihuaha, the percentage of the distance that can be converted into Hitlers approaches zero.