Letter to some guy
Dear Jerk-who-shall-not-be-named,
I would rather never be touched by anyone than ever be touched by you again. I really don't even want to be friends with you anymore. It's been neary a year since we last hung out, and we had absolutely noting in common then, so why would I want you touching me now? Especially when you've been drinking? (In case you weren't aware, Eau-de Budweiser isn't sexy, even when it has an undertone of Kesslers.)
Furthermore, calling my mom & enquiring if I'm home and then showing up WITHOUT CALLING is not cool. Do not show up at my house unannounced expecting to hang out--especially if you're looking to get some. I am not some chick that will give it up without you putting in some effort--I deserve better & expect more. I don't mess around unless I'm dating. We're not dating because you've never asked.
I get that you have trouble speaking--and I know it's hard because I have trouble understanding what you're saying, but that does not excuse you.
When I said "Sure." to watching a movie or two, that did NOT mean "Please crowd me and touch me." When I move away from you & remove your hand, that means "Stop that." I truly should not have had to say it. And when I do say it, you should listen to me--I don't care if you just think I didn't mean it or if you actually forgot because you're that fucked up, but it's not cool.
Following me around like a puppy doesn't earn you points. I actually hate that I couldn't grow the balls to just kick you out, but you sorta scared me & I have trouble asserting myself. Don't expect me to be nice next time. I lost what little respect I had for you and I'm not giving you a chance to earn it back. I will never let you in my home again when I'm alone, so you're not getting another shot to intimidate me into something.
Oh yeah, and following me to my Dad's and hanging around...? Not cool. Crowding me where he couldn't see? Also, not cool. Just because you complimented my cooking & played nice with my dad, doesn't make it all ok.
No love,
ME
(P.S.: Stay the fuck away from me, because after today I'm not even interested in friendship.)