Payback Time
Sucker!
Enjoy!
So these things never work well for me, but we'll see how it goes:
1. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (Name of first pet / Street you live on): Piewackit Lovejoy
2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (Name of your favorite snack food / Grandfather's first name): Cheez-It Robert
3. YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME: (First word you see on your left / Favorite restaurant): Salmon Escape from New York (sounds more like a headline to me)
4. EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS: (Favorite Spice / Last Foreign Vacation Spot): Dill Weed Victoria
5. SOCIALITE ALIAS: (Silliest Childhood Nickname / Town Where You First Partied): Elevator Portland
[R-I-T-M.S.: Damn it, I lost my spoon!! (And a billion nanopoints to the decipher-er of that acronym)]
6. "FLY Boy" ALIAS (a la J. Lo): (First Initial / First Two or Three Letters of your Last Name): E. Gre
7. ICON ALIAS: (Something Sweet Within Sight / Any Liquid in Your Kitchen): Pudding Soy Sauce
8. DETECTIVE ALIAS: (Favorite Baby Animal / Where You Went to High School): Kitten Lincoln
9. BARFLY ALIAS: (Last Snack Food You Ate / Your Favorite Alcoholic Drink): Tostito Sherry
[A-L-L.S.: Aha!! Victory is mine! (And by 'victory' I mean 'pudding')]
10. SOAP OPERA ALIAS: (Middle Name / Street Where You First Lived): Dow Lovejoy
11. ROCK STAR ALIAS: (Favorite Candy / Last Name Of Favorite Musician): Twix Everly
Whew, that was fun. What's next?
[my name is]: Elka (haha, no, wait, that's not right, that's Kalen's mom... wait, I know this one... ah yes!) Ella
[in the morning i am]: AliveAwakeAlertEnthusiastic! (nah, that's a lie, it'd have to be) Still dreaming
[love is]: Grand
[i dream about]: Whatever I want... so "Random crap"
-W I T H .T H E. O P P O S I T E/S A M E. S E X-(The way this is written makes me happy)
[what do you notice first?]: Smile, or maybe laugh. Also, whether I can make them do it.
[last person u slow danced with]: Elliot
-W H O-
[do you have a crush on?]: That would be wrong.
[easiest to talk to]: Celeste of course. And Alyssa. I miss her.
-H A V E .Y O U .E V E R-
[fallen for your best friend]: Girl on girl... hoxtt.
-W H O .W A S .T H E .L A S T. P E R S O N-
[you talked to on the phone]: Spoke: Aaron. Talked, Marshall.
[you laughed with]: Random cast members, while lying dead on the couch.
-D O .Y O U / A R E .Y O U-
[could you live without the computer?]: Of course, but it'd be SO different.
[what's your favourite food?]: Pizza, of course. (I don't understand that phrase. And(conj.) don't get me started on "used to,")
[whats ur favorite fruit?]: Perfect Strawberries. Peaches a close second. (Can I use your juicer?)
[what hurts more? physical pain or emotional pain?]: Well, physical pain hurts more. You know, at the moment. But(conj.) emotional pain is definitely worse. It lingers.
[trust others way too easily?]: "Def" not.
-N U M B E R-
[of times i have had my heart broken? ]: 1
[of hearts i have broken?] : I don't want to know. Well, I do, but... no, I don't.
[of drugs taken illegally?] : None that count.
[of tight friends?] : It varies. Right this moment: one.
[of cd's that i own?] : None. Well, I think there are some upstairs somwhere. On my computer: a fair few.
[of scars on my body?] : I don't know. Six, without looking, that I know the stories for(prep).
[of things in my past that i regret?] : I don't know. That's too hard.
-O.T.H.E.R. T.H.I.N.G.S.- (I know these all probably sound horribly trite and cliché)
[i know]: The scientific names of beings animaculous*
[i want]: Things to be simpler.
[i have]: A to-do list a kilometer long (at least).
[i wish]: I was a little bit taller... Just kidding, I wish I could stop time.
[i hate]: Feeling guilty.
[i miss]: Bagheerah.
[i fear]: Growing old.
[i hear]: My soundtrack.
[i search]: For the right college!
[i love]: To see you smile. (Ha)
[i ache]: When I'm really, really tired.
[i care]: What people think of me. But only some people.
[i always]: Am late.
[i dance]: Funnily.
[i cry]: Whenever I stop and think
[i do not always]: Do what's best.
[i write]: In my journal... when I remember.
[i confuse]: Guys, apparently. To no end.
[i can usually be found]: At the computer or asleep. (Sometimes both!)
[i need]: To get a job.
[have you ever played a game that required removal of clothing?]: You mean like Twister?!
*lie
[favorite place to be kissed?]: Neck, I suppose.
[wuss]: I know you are, but what am I?
[druggie]: Emphatically no.
[gang member]: More like a cult.
[daydreamer]: Not really.
[alcoholic]: Def not.
[freak]: "Er...yais."
[brat]: I'm telling Mom you said that!
[goody-goody]: Gumdrops!
[friend]: Of the forest.
[shy]: Every once in a while.
[talkative]: Well, lots of people have told me that I have the gift of gab, but sometimes I think it might me more of a curse. Like, this one time I was in the store, and I was in the check-out line, right? So the lady in front of me is unloading her cart, and when she's done, she takes the little conveyor-belt-stopper bar thingy, and she puts it on the counter, just smack-dab in the middle, right in my face. And by the way, what is the deal with those things? I keep seeing them with ads for Anusol or Vagisil or Monistat or one of those, I don't know. And it's like, whose idea was it to put those ads on there? I mean, who wants to see that when they're shopping for plain-old, non-prescription, non-disgusting grocery items? And then when they're on TV, that's even worse. I mean, when The O.C. cuts to commercial I don't have time for that crap, I'm busy moping around and cramming Ben and Jerry's down my throat by the pint, wishing I could be Summer... or, better yet, kill the little bitch and take her place. I mean, really, I could be on that show, and after the ratings came out, they'd never let me go. I could be brilliant, really brilliant. Someday you'll see...so where was I?
[intelligent]: See above.
Friends.-
[impacted you the most spiritually]: Everybody knows that's fake.
[wish you saw more often]: Gus..
[wish you could meet]: I don't know, Julie Andrews?
[most sarcastic]: I don't know anyone sarcastic.
[wish you knew better]: Lots of people. Right this second, Amy Wilson.
[knows you best]: Celeste.
[best outlook on life]: Andrew.
[most paranoid]: Maybe Elliot?
-Self-Analysis.You.Probably.Don't.Want.To.Do-
[describe your personality in one word]: Enigmatic.
[the physical feature for which you are most often complimented]: Eyes, for sure.
[person you regret sleeping with]: Franklin. He always sheds all over my pillow.
[a smell that makes you smile]: Clean air.
[a city you'd like to visit]: London.
[a drink you order most often]: Steamer: vanilla, mint, hazelnut, almond.
[a delicious dessert]: Those ice cream things: what-are-they-called, what-are-they-called, what-are-they-called? Viennetta!...?
[a book you highly recommend]: Dealing with Dragons. Cimorene's a babe. And the wardrobe is SO cool! (And anything Agatha Christie, especially The Murder of Roger Ackroyd, that book is awesome! I couldn't get over it for days after i finished it.)
[the music you prefer while alone]: Same stuff I prefer with people.
[your favorite band]: Hot Pants. (As for real bands: The Beatles, The Beach Boys, The Everly Brothers, Barenaked Ladies)
[a film you could watch over and over]: Grease.
[a TV show you watch regularly]: America's Next Top Model. (But if you want more of a testament to my personality, Friends)
[you live in a(n)]: Really old house.
[your transportation]: Mom's dented '97 Subaru hatchback.
[your cologne or perfume]: Um, no.
[under your bed or in your closet you hide]: All the crap I don't want to throw away.
[something important on your night table]: Nothing. Nothing important is on my night table.
And now for something a little more...academic.
A is for age: 17
B is for booze: No, not so much.
C is for career: Who knows?
D is for dad's name: Daniel Thomas
E is for essential item to bring to a party: A sense of adventure
F is for favorite song at the moment: The Proclaimers - "I Would Walk 1,000 Miles"
G is for girl friend: Maybe in college.
H is for hometown: P-Town, Playuhs!
I is for instruments you play(ed): Piano and ukelele.
J is for jam or jelly you like: Grandpa-made blackberry jam.
K is for kids: 2.5, someday.
L is for living arrangements: Newly-empty house.
M is for mom's name: Ba-Ba-Ba, Ba-Barbara Ann.
N is for name of your best friend: Celeste.
O is for overnight hospital stays: Nope.
P is for phobia[s]: Walking on grates.
Q is for quote you like: "All you ever wanted in a container." (Yeah, I know it's Ziploc...That doesn't mean it's not clever!)
R is for relationship that lasted the longest: Aaron
S is for secret passion: Painting
T is for time you wake up: Varying amounts of "later than I should."
U is for unique trait: Disposition.
V is for vegetable you love: Corn on the cob and my grandma's veggie platters.
W is for worst trait: Selfishness, fickleness, stubbornness, lack of communication.
X is for x-rays you've had: Teeth, knee.
Y is for yummy food you make: Noodle confection!
Z is for zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Well next time you have to sing with me.
Firsts
First job: Church dishwasher.
First screen name: Me13245768, followed by Kitty294
First funeral: Grandpa. (Wasn't really a real funeral, but still.)
First pet: Annie and Piewackit (cats).
First piercing: Ears, 5th grade.
First tattoo: Fruit Stripe gum.
First kiss: Kevin (or Sam Torrey, if you want to go back that far.)
First enemy: I don't have any... do I?!
First favorite musician: The Beatles (But only because Sam Torrey and Charles Hendrickson were two of them.)
Lasts
Last car ride: Ride? Krista, home from Children's Theater.
Last kiss: Milk and cookies.
Last movie watched: The Wedding Planner on TV last night.
Last phone call: Alyssa.
Last time showered: (Wait for it...) Five minutes ago.
Last CD played: Eli's Ghetto Mix in the dressing room.
Last website visited: The Ring 2 website.
Now
Single or Taken: Rather taken.
Sex: Female.
Birthday: February 6th, 1987.
Siblings: Sister, 21.
Hair color: Ashy blond.
Eye color: Bluish-greenish.
Shoe size: 8.
Height: 5'4ish."
Right now what are you...
Wearing: Sweats. (Shocking, I know.)
Drinking: Eggnog.
Thinking about: I just realized I've been putting periods after all of these (No more!)
Ooh, this one has x's!!
THE LAST PERSON...
x. You kissed: Is it bad that I don't know his name?
x. You Hugged: Everybody, closing night
x. You missed: K'Leigh
x. You couldn't take your eyes off of: Celeste. (I know it sounds weird, but we took her senior pics the other day, so...)
x. You liked: "I like everyone!" (Care Bears)
x. You loved: Aaron
x. Who made you laugh: Celeste
x. Who Danced with you: The Children's Theater dance class
x. Who Slept in your bed: Jack
x. Who saw you cry: Anyone who saw the play / Aaron
x. Who made you cry: Alice / My parents
x. Who yelled at you: Alice / Aaron
x. Who couldn't take their eyes off you: Uh... my adoring fans!
HAVE YOU EVER...
x. Said "I love you" and meant it: Yes
x. Said "I love you" and didn't mean it: Yes
x. Skinny Dipped: Indeed
x. Danced Naked: Not so much
x. Been in a fist fight: Nope
x. Been arrested: Of coooourse not...
x. Kissed the same sex: Hey, I made a dollar off the deal!
RANDOM TID BITS...
x. Do you have a crush on someone: You think I'd tell you? As if!
x. Best feeling in the world: Laughing with someone you love
x. Worst feeling in the world: Not being able to move on
x. Future son's name: I don't know, something semi-basic, with a couple good nicknames, and a wild middle name for fun
x. Favorite sports to watch: At home by myself: golf. Actually going out to games: I think basketball
x. Siblings: You can't fool me, we did this one already
x. Location: About 18 inches in front of an LCD monitor
x. College plans: Would everyone stop asking this already?!
x. Piercings/Tattoos: Hey, we did this one too!
EXTRA STUFF...
x. Do you drink: Of course, doesn't everyone? Oh! Oh, you mean ALCOHOL... Then no.
x. Where do you want to get married: Somewhere that means something to us
x. Who do you really hate: "I hate everyone." (Happy Bunny)
x. Hey, drop me a line if you're actually reading this whole thing. I'm just curious.
x. Do you like being around people: Yes, very much so
STUFF...
x. Have you ever liked someone you had no chance with: Of course
x. Have you ever cried over something someone of the opposite sex did: Yeah, not much, though
x. Do you have a "type" of person you always go after: Hmm, hard to say. I think I have two
x. Want someone you don't have right now: Yeah
x. Are you lonely right now: A little
x. Song thats stuck in your head a lot: Merril Bainbridge - "Mouth"
x. Have you ever been in love with someone, only to find that they don't love you back: I don't think so
EMOTIONS...
x. Emotion you hide most: I don't know, boredom? Anger?
x. The emotion you tend to experience most: It's a tie between giddiness and frustration
x. The emotion you are feeling most lately: Doubt, uncertainty, frustration
x. When you are angry you need: Music and sleep
FAVORITE...
x. Room in house: That's hard... probably this one (the fireplace room)
x. Movie: I would have to say Grease, but others I really love: Life is Beautiful, Amélie, Sliding Doors
x. Perfume or cologne: Don't have one
x. Month: (Why can't I make decisions?!) Uh... December. We'll go with that.
IN THE LAST 72 HOURS, HAVE YOU...
x. Cried: Just a teeny bit, and it was happy
x. Bought something: Food
x. Gotten sick: No, I don't do that
x. Sang: Are you kidding? Always
x. Wanted to tell someone you loved them: Kinda
x. Met someone new: Kids at Children's Theater
x. Missed someone: Yes
x. Hugged someone: Nope
NUMBER OF...
x. Times your heart was broken: 1
x. Times I've been in love: 2
x. You've cried over a lover: Lots of times...one person.
x. Things in your past you regret: Plenty
RANDOM...
x. Who do you trust the most: Celeste and Alyssa
x. Your close friends: Lots of people, in different ways
x. The Person that Knows the Most about you: Celeste
x. The person you love the most in the whole entire world right now forever: Celeste
Annnnnd that'll do. YOUR TURN!!
Not that I expect responses (or true ones, anyway), but: Would you...
() go out with me?
() give me your number?
() have sex with me?
() let me kiss you?
() watch a movie with me...even a really sappy one?
() let me take you out to dinner?
() drive me somewhere/anywhere?
() take a shower with me?
() be my gf/bf?
() have a fling with me?
() listen to me if I called you crying even if you were out with all of your friends?
() buy me a drink if i didnt have money?
() take me home for the night?
() would you let me sleep in your bed?
() sing car kareoke w/ me?
() sit in the doctors office with me because I didn't want to go alone?
() re-post this for me to answer your questions?
() let me give you a piggyback ride?
() come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere?
And for extra fun:
1. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
2. Am I lovable?
3. How long have you known me?
4. When and how did we first meet?
5. What was your first impression?
6. Do you still think that way about me now?
7. What do you think my weakness is?
8. Do you think I'll get married?
9. What makes me happy?
10. What makes me sad?
11. What reminds you of me?
12. If you could give me anything what would it be?
13. How well do you know me?
14. When's the last time you saw me?
15. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
16. Do you think I would kill myself?
17. Describe me in one word.
18. Do you think our friendship is getting stronger/weaker/or staying the same?
19. Do you feel that you could talk to me about anything and I would listen?
20. Are you going to put this on your live/dead journal and see what I say about you?
21. Would you ever date me?
22. How bored are you right now?