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[elle_]

I've just discovered that my company snowglobe, if thrown at the desk in just the right way, breaks in half and the picture comes out - meaning I can replace it with any other picture that takes my fancy. But who (or indeed what) should I put in it? Any suggestions - or indeed volunteers? Send suitable pictures to my userinfo email address (or

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[davedevil]

I'm making the most of the opportunity to build a New Professional Persona. (How gay am I??)

Are you asking how gay is your new professional persona? or how gay you are? For all we know you could be promoting yourself as a butch lesbian in your new role to ensure males will not harass you.

[truemortality]

Elle... wanting to avoid... men...?

You broke my brain.

[elle_]

It's an interesting concept... but somehow just not me :P

[secondhand_rick]

Coincidentally, I became 3% more gay over the weekend due to watching Brokeback Mountain.

I was under the mistaken impression that this was about gay cowboys which is pretty gay, but it wasn't. It was about gay sheepboys, which is even gayer. Mind you, I was a sheepboy briefly in my youth, though I had a quad bike rather than a horse and considerably less buggery.

[elle_]

Ooh - was it good? It's totally on my to do list.

[secondhand_rick]

Was it good? Being a sheepbpy? Not especially. Sheep are surprisingly nasty, vindictive creatures. They're smelly, stupid and occasionally (when you least expect it), aggressive. A ewe at full pelt in the back of the knees is no joke, I can tell you.

The fillum was good though.

[elle_]

A ewe at full pelt in the back of the knees is no joke

... and yet somehow I'm still laughing :)

[applez]

Question about the snowglobe fluid...was it water, vinegar, or something else?

Last time I handled a snowglobe was in a Chinese shop, and it reeked of petrochemicals leaking from its base.

[truemortality]

I'm wondering whether it's one of those ones where there's two snow half-globes that fit together, so you can actually take it apart and replace the thing in the middle. Without getting soaked.

I'm sure Elle would have mentioned water going everywhere and shorting out her computor, she's certainly not shy about admitting these embarrasing events.

[elle_]

Yup, you'd be right.

Although I could prolly break it properly if I put my mind to it ;)

[truemortality]

I've got a picture of me with a blue tongue if you like. That's quite amusing.

...not sure what sort of Professional Persona that would present though.

[comrade_kitten]

I have a picture of me with a blue tongue too! If you like that sort of thing.

Thanks for supper last night. V fun. Email me today re who know what.

[truemortality]

Coincidence? Or WKD Blue?

[elle_]

Sorry to miss your call last night, was being Corporate Whore over at the National Theatre - expect email shortly x

[easternpromise]

Sean Bean? ;)

[wimble]

Or, combining that with the question that applez and truemortality...

Is she really going to pass up the opportunity to get Sean Bean all wet?

Butt me no Butts!

[wimble]

http://www.geocities.com/brit_head3/LadyCh_048.jpg

(or there are far more caps on the rest of the site).

Re: Butt me no Butts!

[elle_]

Guess what fool followed that link at work... with her boss looking over her shoulder? :P