Well. Wasn't that just adorable. I had my very own guardian angel turned prince. Such a shame he grows up to become a serial killer, don't you think?
Let's not turn into a pack of little ankle biters again anytime soon, kids. It was fun, but I don't think enough fun to call for a repeat.
That brought up too many memories. I don't like them, I want them to go away. There was a reason I blocked out the entirely of my childhood.
... I hate him. What he did. I might kill him, if I ever get the chance.