A Message From Ellen ( FROM HER NEWSLETTER AND ON HER WEBSITE. REMEMBER: I AM NOT ELLEN AND I DO NOT HAVE CONTACT WITH HER.)

It’s June! Which means in L.A., June Gloom has begun. Every morning the sky is hazy, and it can last until noon. And you thought your 30-degree weather was bad.

This week, I’m looking back on some of my favorite moments from ( Read more... )

A Message From Ellen ( FROM HER NEWSLETTER AND ON HER WEBSITE. REMEMBER:: I AM NOT ELLEN DEGENERES. I HAVE NO CONTACT WITH HER. )

Happy 3-day weekend! If you ask me, every weekend should be a 3-day weekend. It makes so much more sense; 3 days on, 3 days off.

Starting the 30th, I hope you’ll be watching my show every day. Why? Because you love to ( Read more... )

A Message from Ellen ( FROM HER NEWSLETTER AND ON HER WEBSITE. REMEMBER:: I AM NOT ELLEN DEGENERES AND I DO NOT HAVE ANY CONTACT WITH HER.)

Summer is just around the corner! Actually, it was 100 degrees in L.A. last week, so it feels like summer has already turned the corner, tackled us to the ground, and put us in a half nelson.

The weather isn’t ( Read more... )

Message From Ellen ( FROM HER NEWSLETTER AND ON HER WEBSITE. REMEMBER: I AM NOT ELLEN AND I DO NOT HAVE ANY CONTACT WITH HER.)
Happy Mother’s Day! I hope you take time to tell the moms in your life how much you appreciate them today. I guess what I’m saying is, call your mother.
Speaking of moms, Maya Rudolph is on my show this week! She’s ( Read more... )

A Message From Ellen ( FROM HER NEWSLETTER AND ON HER WEBSITE. REMEMBER:: I AM NOT ELLEN AND I DO NOT HAVE ANY CONTACT WITH HER.)

I hope y’all are having a great weekend. I just got back from prom. It wasn’t MY prom, obviously. The local high school booked me to do some close-up magic.

Friday is my annual Mother’s Day Show! Every year, I pack the ( Read more... )

A Message From Ellen ( FROM HER NEWSLETTER AND ON HER WEBSITE. REMEMBER: I AM NOT ELLEN AND I DO NOT HAVE CONTACT WITH HER.)

April has been incredible -- so warm, so bright, and our living room has never looked cleaner. Did I mention April is our housekeeper?

This week, I’ve got some really wonderful guests on my show. Ryan Seacrest is here! He’s ( Read more... )

A Message From Ellen (FROM HER NEWSLETTER AND ON HER WEBSITE. REMEMBER: I AM NOT ELLEN. I DO NOT HAVE ANY CONTACT WITH HER.)

Happy Easter! I hope you’re all having a wonderful day. Portia and I didn’t do much this year. Yesterday, she gave me some chocolate, and right now I’m waiting to scare her dressed as the Easter Bunny.

This week is my 1,800th ( Read more... )

A Message from Ellen ( FROM HER NEWSLETTER AND ON HER WEBSITE. REMEMBER: I AM NOT ELLEN . I DO NOT HAVE ANY CONTACT WITH HER.)

Happy Sunday! I spent a lot of time counting my blessings this weekend, or as my accountant calls them: deductions.

Now that my taxes are done, I can focus on what’s really important... my show. This week is gonna be a real ( Read more... )

A Message From Ellen (FROM HER NEWSLETTER AND WEBSITE. REMEMBER: I AM NOT ELLEN. I DO NOT HAVE ANY CONTACT WITH HER.)

I hope you’re having a wonderful weekend. We’ve still got a few hours left, so I’m trying to soak it all up… I accidentally knocked over the punch bowl last night and the couch is still squishy.

One of my good friends, Rob Lowe, is ( Read more... )

A Message From Ellen. (FROM HER NEWSLETTER AND ON HER WEBSITE. REMEMBER: I AM NOT ELLEN. I DO NOT HAVE CONTACT WITH HER.)

Spring break is over, but I’ve got some really good news: my show is all-new starting tomorrow! It’s everything you love about spring break, without the overcrowded hotels.

For the first time in over five years, Lindsay Lohan is ( Read more... )