Stolen from a comic on comedy central's world tour ( Read more... )

Well, I'm going to Marrakech with my friend Vincent. I casually mentioned I'd like to visit a few months ago, and now he's going to visit family and asked if I'd like to go. So why the hell not? At least it will be warmer than Paris. I leave next thursday. At least something fun happens to me.

I broke my damned toe... and it hurts. Now it's all black and blue and it hurts god damnit!

I used to like horror movies. They'd freak me out a little, and then I'd laugh it off. Now it seems like I actually get scared when I watch anything in the genre. It isn't the suspense, or the gory make-up. It isn't really the plot... I mean it is, but it isn't at the same time. There's always the hero, there's always a bad guy. I don't ( Read more... )

There's hope in our oceans yet.

Well, I could be at Planet Hollywood Paris right now, with a bunch of other voters. They're having an up all night ex*trav*a*gan*za, it costs 75 euros, and I was supposed to RSVP, but I have faith in my skills as a woman to get past at least not having RSVP'd. But...Justin being Justin, squashing my passions as he usually does, convinced me that ( Read more... )

Your Porn Star Name is: Sindee Slickbooty

Get your own Porn Star Name

Coming Soon, (straight to the shelves of skeezey rental stores everywhere) double feature with Hard Head and SIndee Slickbooty.

I forgive Kevin for any updating he's done. I can't go a whole day either. BUT on a fun note I'm going to make fun of pretty stupid people. I don't mean people who are pretty stupid. I mean pretty people who are really not that bright. Here's the kicker... I'm not going to make this private ( Read more... )

So, I'm done posting for awhile. Who wants to make bets that I can, in fact, outlast Kevin???