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I kissed Julia, my favourite hot fucking brunette in the most amazing stockings you've ever seen! Ok, maybe the stockings weren't amazing, maybe it was her legs in them. Ok, it was probably her legs. And her tight little ass. And her sexy teacher glasses. And I didn't kiss her until I ( Read more... )

On Friday night I watched "A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night." It's a film bankrolled by VICE, directed by an Iranian woman, and shot in California ( Read more... )

Why yes, those ARE my nipples! I seem to have forgotten to wear my bra today. You don't mind though, do you?
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That was a fun weekend that just passed by. On Frday we didn't do too much, but on Saturday we went to a friend's house for a bbq. A few more ladies dropped by for some beverages, and great times were had! Have you had one of those evenings that passed in a blink because the conversation was just so good? It was like that. It was even worth the ( Read more... )

It's not always a race -- until it is! Who's going to reach the finish line first? Will it be yours truly? Or will you beat your meat faster than I can fuck my fingers?
*NOTE* I hadn't realized how many videos I was hoarding in my archives! So yesterday I added a shit-ton (that's about 100) back to my site for my Members to enjoy. You can find them ( Read more... )

I'm not a fan of remakes, but I am a very curious being. When Netflix put the new Robocop movie in my "Suggestions for You" section for the umpteenth time, I gave in. WIth my popcorn, wine, and a healthy blanket of skepticism and a bucket ready for my tears of disappointment, I settled in for a watch ( Read more... )

I've decided to try to let my detail-mindedness relax a bit, and I'm removing the date range from the subject line of my newsletters. If you miss the old format, let me know! If you like this format better, let me know! I exist only to serve ;)
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When I was planning to get hitched to my lovely cameraman back in 2012, I had decided that I wanted our flowers to be daisies. They're lovely, you see. So I purchased a pack of seeds and spread them lovingly throughout my flower beds. To my dismay, none of them appeared that spring. No daisies in 2013, either. Nothing daisy-like in 2014 ( Read more... )

Have you ever talked a woman through an orgasm on the phone before? Well, now's your chance! Or maybe I'll talk YOU off, first! :)
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Happy Long Weekend, my American friends! I wanted to contribute to the festivities by giving you something sexy to while away your extra day with. I hope you enjoy it :)
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April 27, 2015: Your Bedroom Seduction (new HD video!)


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