A Tease...

[ellipse]

Coming Tomorrow in Ellipse's Live Journal:

1. How to save yourself and your family from the coming Avian Flu Pandemic by making your own Bird Flu vaccine at home! Complete and simple step-by-step instructions will be provided. :)

You will need the following household items: 1 dozen eggs, an electric heating pad, cotton swabs, a pair of old pantyhose,

Comments

[acey]

"The World's Most Dangerous Vegetable!"
I know! I know! It's ellipse
*runs and hides*

[n_friend]

My vote would have been a brussel sprout but now that you mention ellipse.. hmmmmmmmmmmmm I will take the night to ponder.

[ellipse]

Definitely brussel sprouts. I've never met one I've liked.

[n_friend]

I happen to be one of those ummm odd people in that I haven't met a veggie I don't like. Well, hot peppers but that's probably a whole different discussion.

[tigernach]

it's got to be rutebegas.

I'm all for observing who gets clobbered by your centerfuge...

"then eat the banana, thus disarming him..."

[tigernach]

I mean, look at it!

Re: "then eat the banana, thus disarming him..."

[ellipse]

Good lord its a scary thing. Put a pair of eyes and a mouth on it and it definitely looks like a space alien vegetable.

Re: "then eat the banana, thus disarming him..."

[tigernach]

alien rutabagas, come for revenge!