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[elliptic_curve]

apparently, i can fuck 18 year old indie boys with impunity now, without any danger of being considered a creepy old old cougar. because the age range for indie kids is 18-35. 35! I can milk the whole cute indie girl thing until I'm 35! talk about eternal youth! i'm almost NOT going to cry into my hoodie

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[kiwano]

i thought the creepy cougar thing had something to do with fucking boys who you expect to be too inexperienced to give you the sort of lay that you'd actually want, because he's a lay anyway (much how like they'd be fucking a woman who's too leathery to really turn them on, because she's a lay anyway).

the creepiness is that both people are settling for a lousy lay just to get laid. as you walk past a cougar den, you can smell the desperation from across the street, and just know to stay on your side of the street before the stench rubs off on you like the bad perfume being worn inside.

[cpirate]

Remember the cardinal rule: divide your age by two, and add seven. That's how low you can go without being creepy. Try it, it works!

[pphaneuf]

See, but if you don't cry into your hoodie, then it won't work.