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[ellipticcurve]

I will not panic.  It's just programming. I remember programming; I used to be OK at it.

*opens up the iOS SDK*

WHAT FRESH MADNESS IS THIS?!

*panics*

Comments

[masterfiddler]

You're a Spark. You'll be fine. What could possibly go wrong?

[ellipticcurve]

Dude. Since I left school, they've apparently invented things like "user interfaces". The basic iOS app skeleton has at least four files. I remember making fun of this sort of thing when Java came out ("Hello world" in Java is much more complicated than "Hello world" in most other languages), but now I have to figure it out.

[whalejudge]

Don't let it escape! Kill it! Kill it! For the love of fluffy kittens and wagging puppies, kill it!