Whoa man. I'm drunk, for the first time in my life. Which means I probbably shouldn't post on my livejournal, but i am anyways. Oh well. Tonight I have had 1 margarita at Incas, 6 shots of whisky (in honor of my Scottish heritage/accent), 2 shots of something or other at another bar and 4 shots of tequila/1 shot of rum at my friend Julie's house. ( Read more... )

Direct quote from the O'Reilly Factor (not Bill-o, but a viewer email) with regards to the Dubai ports shenanigans: "The Arabs will pretend to be our friends, then they'll turn around and zap us ( Read more... )

So your livejournal comments page now has a thing where you can delete comments because they are spam. What? People spam livejournal accounts? That is probably the stupidest thing I've ever heard. I wonder if they have keywords that they respond to. If you say something about sex, they say "TRY V-I-A-G-R-A for FREE !" or maybe if you say your last ( Read more... )

Google says it is 73 degrees out. Last week it was -11, or -14, or something ridiculous. God bless Colorado! I want it to be summer, with frisbee golf and ice cream and riding my bike and hiking Horsetooth and perhaps a drive-in movie or two. But no, I'm sure it will drop well below freezing by...oh, I'll hazard a guess of Thursday. Or Friday.

Google tells me that the forecast high and low today are 12 and 7. Google also tells me that it is currently -11. I think Google might be trying to tell me to move somewhere tropical, or at least to migrate there seasonally.

who the crap is john, and why does he think i am both introverted and extroverted? http://kevan.org/johari?view=elmanwithnoname

http://kevan.org/johari?name=elmanwithnoname

this is a fun game!

So, new girl at work is quitting. Because she has tendonitis or something. Actually, it's because she just wasn't fitting it (primarily due to exhaling sharply whenever she's asked to do stuff, or help a customer, and is generally rude and such), but we're all pretending it's cause of her wrist, so it's going along amiably. Also, I get to work ( Read more... )

So, I just found $120 in checks and cash from my birthday last year. "Devin, isn't your birthday March 28th? Wasn't that...oh, almost ten months ago?" Shut up, you. I hope I can still deposit the checks...

Jon Stewart is hosting the Oscars. Hallelujah.