Time is a construct best left unmeasured...

[elmario]

To say that the birthday bash went off without a hitch would be an affront to lesbians that create a scene in your driveway at one in the morning the world over.

I had hoped that the only person that would end up being choked and smacked around by a female at my 30th birthday party would have been me in the throes of fulfilling all my Michael

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[a_facsimile]

You're pretty fucking late to get a Wii, pooface.
I &hearts you.