Six Year Old Jokes

[elmegil]

"I've had a frog in my throat lots of times, but this is more of a tadpole in my nose."

And he totally didn't mean to be funny.

Of course after laughing my ass off, he had to go and start TRYING to come up with funny jokes....

Comments

[asetwoman]

he had to go and start TRYING to come up with funny jokes....

That never goes well. :)

[sterno]

My nephew once told this joke:

Nephew: How many monsters can a monster eat?
Me: How many?
Nephew: Three, enough to make a hat!

I was rolling on the floor for a good long while on that one :)