*Muttergrumble*

[elmo_the_elf]

Yeah, so it's like the obscenely stupid mortal holiday called Valentine's Day, or some crap.

I bought Galadhon a valentine's card. Happy Valentine's, son.

Now go make me dinner, bitch.


((Hehe, card is from here. I <3 Something Awful. And I am by no means condoning violence towards anyone.))