On Bond

[elnickos]

So, i was taking some boxes out the back today to be crushed at work. Theres like this big box-compactorator-ator machine we have for the task. Its goal in life is to squish things. I swear i can hear it shiver in glee whenever it can see an un-squashed box. But to the point, i was about to operate this thing when the the store OH&S woman comes

Comments

[wildblackberry]

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I can't believe you wrote the word 'penis' in an entry!
disgraceful!

[_jonah]

wow they didn't let you use the box muncher?!?!
when I was at safeway they just said bung all the boxes neatly inside the box muncher, hit the button, and then bundle the output.
sounds like if they're carrying on about it then there must have been an instance of where someone completely untrained (not told anything about how to use it) tried and somehow got their head stuck in it or something crazy. dunno why else they'd be overreacting unless you have some el dodgo box muncher.

[elnickos]

"the boxes dont seem to be sitting flat, perhaps if i sit on them then turn the box muncher on it will work better"

[davo_smolly]

"and just press that hot pink user freind'y button on the side", "what about that red button with black spikes and the impaled shruken head, can i press that one? what is that anyway."
people don't press that button anymore, not since......

the accident
its just a box muncher, im sure it couln't get through bone