The Universal and Unofficial Laws of Highschool

[eloquent_eulogy]

Upon some introspection as well as a tablespoon of sugar and inspiration. I have decided to finally set down into the digital stream of consciosness that is the internet the Universal and Unofficial Code of Highschool. This will include basic school life, relationships, friendships etc. I was gonna do a set number, but I'm just gonna see what hits

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[huneebe]

I think I am going to have to ask you a very personal question right now.

Will you join me to be the KING OF THE 1ST FUCKING CLASS OF P0WNRS!?!?!?

Please agree. PLEASE. And if you don't I'll skin a kitten in front of your face. And then smear it with ketchup. And then stick it in your pants and super/hot glue it there. To your genitalia.

So really, I'm not even asking you.

Well, this was kind of pointless wasn't it.

[eloquent_eulogy]

I think it was pointless because I do no need to be asked, requested or coerced into the King of the 1st fucking class of pownrs I'M ALREADY THERE sugar. Thanks for the invite though.

[anonymous]

.... Wow. Yeah. Dude.