Valuable resources down today...might as well waste some time
1. What time did you go to bed last night and why?
1:30am. Why? I was sleepy.
2. What is the thread count of the sheets on your bed right now?
Four
3. What's the last thing you bought?
Coffee
4. Do you order bottled water at restaurants?
Nope, tap water is fine
5. Favorite place you've lived?
New Orleans
6. Favorite year in history?
Favorite year? I like WWII history a whole lot but that was many years.
7. Person of note you would trade places with for a year?
If it's only one year, then forget it.
8. Favorite musician/band (a list is allowed)?
Too many to list. The Pixies is probably number one, I've come to realize.
9. Do you remember your first mix tape? Did you make it or was it given to you? If it was given to you, who made it? Can you remember any of the tracks?
I don't remember. I made so so many. As for tracks, lots of Art of Noise and Dead Milkmen, most likely.
10. Favorite James Bond film?
Errr...
11. Your dream car?
It's free.
12. If you had to leave today and start all over with nothing, where would you go and what would you do?
Plans are already in the works.
13. Have you ever had surgery? (Please only describe it if it was a cool one.)
I burned my hands when I was nine months old and had to have a skin graft on one finger. No, I do not remember it at all.
14. What is your favorite scent?
xn and I are in accord on this one: amber, sandalwood, vanilla.
15. Who was your favorite teacher? Least favorite?
Favorite? Sadly I don't remember her name, but she was the best math teacher ever.
16. Is there someone from your past you wish could see you now?
Not really, no.
17. When you drive, do you roll the windows down?
No, that lets all the cool air from the AC out.
18. What's more important at a sporting event: the score or the food?
Not going to sporting events is pretty important to me.
19. Do you have popcorn at the movies? If so, how do you take it?
I used to get Snowcaps at the movies but I don't do that anymore. Now I'm a good girl and I get a bottled water.
20. Did you tell your children there was a Santa Claus (and if you don't have children yet, will you)?
"I will tell them all about the time he fought the wind demons and joined the council of Immortals presided by the Great Ack" THIS
21. Who introduced you to the music of David Sylvian?
xn trsclr
22. If you had to watch one movie and no others for the rest of your life, what would it be?
harold and maude
23. Do you hate people? Anyone interesting?
More and more all the time. If they were interesting, I'd be less likely to hate them.
24. If you had to live on a yacht or a farm, which would you choose?
Yacht.
25. If you were to have gotten caught doing the worst thing you've ever done, would you have ended up in prison?
No.
26. What did you train or study to be? How'd that work out for you?
Fuck you.
27. If you could go back and tell your sixteen year-old self one thing, what would it be?
DON'T GO TO COLLEGE.
28. Have you turned into your parents?
Nope, not one bit.
29. If you remember it, what is the most important date in your life?
The day I met Richard...don't remember the date.
30. What is your cocktail of choice? (If you don't drink, you must have been sent this questionnaire by mistake.)
Chartreuse or Vodka.
31. Pancakes or waffles?
Pancakes
32. What item of clothing or visible electronic device is most likely to make you judge someone at first sight?
dumb
33. Since we all seem to love Italian food so much, do you prefer the northern or the southern cuisine?
Southern, yo.
34. What behavior is most likely to make you decide to make a first date the last date?
Spitting on the fucking sidewalk.
36. Savory or sweet?
Absolutely.
37. Do you wear a specific fragrance? Is there a story?
See previous fragrance-related question.
38. Have you ever fired a gun?
Yep.
39. Have you ever beaten a traffic ticket?
Nope.
40. Have you ever served on a jury?
Unfortunately, yes. It sucked and also made me hate women just a little bit more.
41. Do you consider yourself a good driver? Do others agree with you?
Yes, and OF COURSE THEY DO. No, really, I am a good driver.
42. What is the most expensive thing you have ever eaten?
wtf kind of fucking question is this?
43. What's the most you have ever won gambling?
a little over $500
44. Do you play a musical instrument? If so, what is it, and what style of music do you play?
Flute, castanets, the floor. Spanish gypsy wailing gets me going.
45. What's the most unusual thing you have ever been paid to do?
??
46. What kind of cell phone do you have?
who cares?
47. How do you feel about yoga?
I plan on incorporating it into my fitness routine once I drop a few more pounds.
48. In addition to the Beatles, if any band from history could be reunited for a concert, which would you want to see?
I don't really care if the Beatles reunite. Bring Jeff Buckley and Bill Hicks back from the dead.
49. Do you play Mario Kart Wii? If so, why haven't we exchanged codes?!
what?
50. What do you remember about the first time you met the person you got this questionnaire from?
The first time I saw xn he was wearing a veil over his face and I thought to myself that I had to meet that person, which I eventually did.