OW and moan

[elpajaronegro]

i hate colds. my teeth always hurt. i know it's because i drink a lot of Coke when I'm sick, but dammit, isn't it enough to have a snot-filled head without my teeth trying to get in on the action? jeez

Comments

[izamatsu]

As a duly ordained minister, I officially rebuke your cold, in the name of the Heavens and the Earth and All That In Them Is. I rebuke your aching tooth, and command the very snot in your nose to depart from your sinus on the instant.

I likewise rebuke your financial destitution, and do beseech that you should be visited with cash, prizes and every profitable endeavour.

[tenshuaozora]

I add my powers of abjuration to the Rebuking of the Slime.

(with the addendum that neither Richard nor I get it. Fuck that shit.)

I may be naive, but...

[oh_really_now]

Are you really an ordained minister? As in, you can legally marry people?

Re: I may be naive, but...

[izamatsu]

Yes, actually, as of 13 August 2005. I'm a legally ordained minister in the Universal Life Church of Modesto, CA. :-)

I registered online purely for the incredible cheese factor of it all. My fiend at work showed it to me... and when I found out they'll even grant you official titles (some quite zany), I had to do it. In about a month I'll have my offical looking certificates granting me the title of Druid to put on my wall. Pure, unadulterated cheese.

Yes, when I file the paperwork (as soon as it gets here) with the clerk of court office, then I can in fact legally marry people in Louisiana. I also become eligible for priest-penitent privelege in court testimony as well.

[oh_really_now]

Hope you feel better. Colds suck.