[22:22:01][W:From] [Wall]: I would come rescue you wearing shining armor and riding a brilliant white steed but i'm pretty sure i would end up trying to rescue you wearing leather britches, a tunic, and riding a three legged donkey
[22:22:06][W:To] [Wall]: haha
[22:22:12][W:To] [Wall]: well i'm afraid of horses
[22:22:19][W:From] [Wall]: so it works out
[22:22:21][W:From] [Wall]: sort of
[22:23:37][W:To] [Wall]: :D
[22:24:20][W:From] [Wall]: i'm like the social outcast of knights, all the villagers will be like "alas" and i'll be like "i'll save you!" and they'll just kinda shuffle their feet and then one guy will be like "that's. . that's okay, we got it"
[22:24:45][W:To] [Wall]: hahaha
[22:25:38][W:From] [Wall]: i'll ride off forlorn on my limping donkey and then that jackass Sir Karl will show up and everyone cheers before i'm even out of earshot
[22:26:10][W:To] [Wall]: :(
[22:26:13][W:To] [Wall]: i will go with you
[22:26:26][W:From] [Wall]: aww, thanks <3
[22:26:29][W:To] [Wall]: <3 ^^
[22:26:36][W:To] [Wall]: I WILL RIDE ON THE BACK OF YOUR LIMPING DONKEY
[22:26:40][W:To] [Wall]: ..er
[22:26:40][W:From] [Wall]: ....
[22:26:41][W:To] [Wall]: wow
[22:26:43][W:To] [Wall]: that sounds weird
[22:26:43][W:From] [Wall]: hahahaha
[22:27:02][W:To] [Wall]: creepiest euphemisms ever for 100
[22:27:14][W:From] [Wall]: i think you mean most amazing
[22:27:20][W:To] [Wall]: maybe both sure
[22:28:27][W:From] [Wall]: well, either way, i will just be like "take that karl you asshole, i've got the fair maiden and you've got a bunch of dirty villagers who are probably going to pay you with like hay or really coarse linens"
[22:28:31][W:To] [Wall]: haha
[22:28:37][W:To] [Wall]: really coarse linens
[22:28:40][W:From] [Wall]: yeah
[22:28:43][W:To] [Wall]: they have no idea of refinement, alas
[22:28:54][W:From] [Wall]: tis true
[22:30:13][W:From] [Wall]: i think i put a little too much thought into that
[22:30:33][W:To] [Wall]: pay you with like hay or really coarse linens
[22:31:02][W:From] [Wall]: hey
[22:31:02][W:From] [Wall]: hey
[22:31:05][W:From] [Wall]: i'm worth at least like
[22:31:07][W:From] [Wall]: a pig
[22:31:09][W:From] [Wall]: or something
Freya + 3 is a bitch.
I have strep AGAIN. I don't work again until Monday, though.
This game is RIDICULOUS, and SO MUCH FUN. I ordered the
expansion pack; it came today. I'm so stoked.
My head feels like it's stuffed with cotton.
In (way more) enraging news, Zak require MY ASSISTANCE in getting married again (blah blah Catholic Church, divorce, were you baptized?). I hope he realizes that he can go fuck himself hard. I also hope that poor girl wises up real quick.
Back to failing at Freya, whee.