professional purse holder is what i am.

slantways and forever!

i just got home and found a note saying "thanks for the glory" on my door.

one day this happened:

behind her shades she looked away and said "i love to find out what people think. sometimes when i'm drunk i just corner people and talk to them, but usually what i find is a whole bunch of nothing."

and it shook me.

in other news, funny stories can kill. see the shocking conclusion next week!

Plots are so last century.

Check this shiznizzle out: http://www.darpa.mil/dso/programs.htm

Yer tax dollars hard at work...building the super-computing, laser-wielding, HUD-in-eye, invisible, indestructible, unfeeling soldier of the future. Brought to you by the kids who invented the internet. They also have ( Read more... )

This is a rough draft/outline of my senior thesis. it is the product of a mushroom trip. i knocked it out at three this morning ( Read more... )

one night i was driving down vine street in the dead of night and an ambulance blew past me. looking through the back window i saw a woman standing over someone in the stretcher, holding that persons hand. it made me wonder...

as the immense colin grover would say, "Bah!"

in other news, nancy is loved by myself.

megs logue, you gots a leh-tah headed your way, soon as i get thine address (is it still the same?).

smash the state. i want to quit my job. i want to fight in the streets. i want to live in the woods. i want a future that doesn't look like Hardboiledi want a ( Read more... )

I turned the car off and we got out of the car. It had just gotten dark and outside it was misty and grey - the winter at its most Midwest. The damp asphalt of the parking lot looked darker than it really was. Moisture condensed on my jacket. Jared shut his door and sucked on his cigarette. He blew some smoke before he decided to start walking ( Read more... )

i'm all done dyin' young.

i could use a fuckin' back rub. i'll settle for a nap.