Nevermind the Bollocks, My Pistol is a Sex Machine

[elph8]

What's happened to my LJ mojo? Am I growing too old to be witty? Used to be, I would log on in the morning and, without prior thought, puke a little take on the world. Often, it was acerbic, sometimes beatific. Now, though? Just these recitations of my day or a shout-out to a good band (how dull that is). Where has all the LJ oomph drained away to

Comments

[phoenixsinking]

buena suerte

[chmarasocks]

man i got nothin' interesting left to lj. i feel played out. i remember being witty and playfull w/posts too.

the fasting thing... fuck it! fuck it's silly face! it's face is silly and smells of health. have you not seen the hardee'a commercials where they deep fry hot peppers??? i mean, the burger drips! isn't that tastee?