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elph8

But You Can Get Herpes From Doing it That Way

Aug 16, 2005 16:02

Additional and heretofore ignored proof that I should be a by-proxy member of Team Normal:

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mskittieface August 16 2005, 21:20:24 UTC

You have been added. Bettina Toenail Ferris Sanford-Buck is doing fine. I may have to bring her to Nats in Austin. You know how cute poet babies are. ;)

eskimopie August 16 2005, 22:08:33 UTC

you can hold her up like the lion king... remember the baby at opening ceremonies last year?

elph8 August 17 2005, 12:47:01 UTC

I want nothing to do with that bastard love child! I'll send a loaf of bread every other week. Otherwise, it's you and Aaron's to deal with...

The camel's back funkaliciouslj August 16 2005, 21:21:10 UTC

This is a sorority girl secret. Sucking makes the liquor work quicker!

obligatory claudelemonde August 16 2005, 21:55:56 UTC

"sucking"

heh heh.

we used to do beer shots. one a minute until you fall over.

Re: obligatory funkaliciouslj August 16 2005, 22:00:31 UTC

What was the average number before you fell over? Also, I'm quite curious if obligatory is refering to sucking because that would leave my mind open to so much.

Re: obligatory claudelemonde August 16 2005, 22:06:25 UTC

aaaaaah!! no. i was just saying, someone had to make the 8th-grade-boy reference "huh huh sorority girls suck...other stuff huh uggggh." (drags knuckles) (breathes through mouth)

i don't remember. if you do it over an hour while doin' other stuff like talking or watching a movie, you can down about 8 beers. considering this game was mostly played between myself (NO BEER TOLERANCE WHATSOEVER) and a coupla 100lb korean girls, shit got crazay QUICK. ask joel, he wuz there.

(also HI HI HI)

because this is really cute phoenixsinking August 16 2005, 21:43:59 UTC

I hate both of you.

Re: because this is really cute chmarasocks August 16 2005, 23:15:41 UTC

remember how i hated you more already??? you can't "out hate"!

Re: because this is really cute phoenixsinking August 16 2005, 23:31:06 UTC

try me, sucka!!!!

lilsamkudu August 16 2005, 21:46:10 UTC

Foster's: Australian for Anal Penetration.

Also, team Normal is a state of mind. Like Spring Break, you don't have to be in it to win it.

elph8 August 17 2005, 12:47:19 UTC

That's making me squishy all overs.

violetdusk August 16 2005, 22:10:53 UTC

So adorable. ♥

Jealous so bad!