Rethuglicans (Hardy Har)

[elph8]

What does it mean when someone says, "I'm a conservative"?

Comments

[ohiojake]

i'm a conservative means either "i am a crazy bible thumpin clinic bombin jesus freak" or " i am a dumbfuck rush lovin neocon war freak"

it is hard to tell.

it never ever means "i am a conservationist"
or "i am jelly"

Ich bin ein berliner

[funkaliciouslj]

I am a jelly donut.

Don't put Rush down, Andy told me he was president of their fan club.

Re: Ich bin ein berliner

[frogman1975]

Andy is President of "their" fan club?
I KNEW Karl Rove looked too much like Rush Limbaugh for it to be a coincidence! They are cloning Rush Limbaugh aren't they! The Neo-Cons are cloning Rush! They are going to over run us with the squealing storm-trooper spawn of Rush and Ann Coulter! And you've blown the cover with your adjective choice!

[doctortina]

It means, "I don't care about anyone except myself and those like me."

[elph8]

I'm adding this to the list. Very interesting.

[misshouston]

Having been raised by them, my definition would be..

"I prefer to have my guns handy."

or, in a nutshell:
anti-abortion
anti-gay anything
anti-gun control
anti-minority anything
anti-Fair Tax
anti-intelligent
Pro-Nascar

conservative

[dfleming]

"i'm okay, and you're disgusting."
"jesus loves me, but you're going straight to hell."
"i have morals."
"there are only so many pieces in this pie, and i'm getting me some! you need to lose some weight anyway."

[tonyjackson]

What does it mean when someone says, "I'm a conservative"?

Translation: "I'm not good in bed!"