Edward Elric 002

[elricfullmetal]

So...we've got aliens...snarky henchmen who don't know anything...girls in strange outfits...residents helping out the outsiders...and apparently, people who should be dead but aren't anymore. And, we're in a city that is, by definition, too loud big.

Yeah, I think this is hell, all right.

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[gymnast_fangirl]

Uh...Hell is hotter, I think.

[elricfullmetal]

What the--?

Who the hell are you?

[gymnast_fangirl]

That's a good question. Why the heck didn't I at least try to think up a screen name?

I'm...Lauren. Who're you?

[elricfullmetal]

I'm Edward Elric. Why the hell do you have...me up there?

((OOC: Insert angry face here. xD))

[nonstandardfare]

Wait. Aliens? Nobody told me about aliens. This some sort of cheap horror movie or something? And the hell do you mean by 'outsiders'? Is that what they're calling tourists these days?

[elricfullmetal]

No, it's not a "cheap horror movie". And by outsiders, I mean specifically people who aren't from this city and not from this world. Or time period.

...And I wouldn't know what else to call a tourist other than "tourist", pal. I sure as hell didn't plan any trip to New York and if it were up to me, I never would have.

[nonstandardfare]

Yeah, I've been getting a lot of that recently.

A lot of people say that. This is gonna sound weird, but you're not one of those "outsider" people, are you?

[elricfullmetal]

At least I won't have to deal with an idiot...

You could say that, yeah. I'm not exactly familiar with this century. Try about a hundred years back and you'll probably hit close enough.

[hisokamizushima]

Hey, kid. What's up?

[elricfullmetal]

Oh, great. It's you.

[hisokamizushima]

Nice to see you missed me.

[elricfullmetal]

Like an unneeded hole in my head.