Stuck together?

[elricwizard]

Well thanks to the Headmaster, once again the students have to suffer.

This is so fucking weird, it's not even funny. I am attached to my brother's girlfriend. What. The. Fuck.

This is like a cosmic joke so befitting my poor luck I can't even bear to think about the irony. If it's irony. I don't really know, I'm not a writer.
Frankly there is someone

Comments

[battle_in_bloom]

I don't really see why is has to end badly. I mean, you haven't done anything remotely offensive so far, and I really don't think you're the sort of person who would. At least, not intentionally.

Unless...I haven't done anything to offend you, have I?

[elricwizard]

No. But I just know me.

[battle_in_bloom]

Okay, so what's the list of things you could do to offend me then?

[elricwizard]

List? I dunno, I could lose my temper. I do that a lot.

[sarcasmandmeat]

So would you say your brother's girlfriend is STUCK on you?

[elricwizard]

No.

[sarcasmandmeat]

Wow, that comment was wasted. Is she at least hot?

[elricwizard]

I am not the person to ask, since if you read my journal, you'd know I have a boyfriend.

[al_elricwizard]

That. Is. BRILLIANT. *dies of laughter*

Okay, I mean, I feel sorry for Sakura, but this is just too perfect.

[elricwizard]

Some support you are! Leaving your older, wiser brother to his fate!

[al_elricwizard]

Yep. And you'd better be nice to her, too.

[elricwizard]

No promises.

[japgowizard]

YOU DID NOT KICK MY ASS. YOU CHEATED!

And as for the rest... well, I guess I could be persuaded into entertaining you for a while. If you made a really good case.

[elricwizard]

I won, didn't I?

My brother wants me to go to this stupid party because he wants to spend time with Sakura. I think if I saw him he'd be giving me puppy eyes. I don't suppose you'd come occupy me there would you?

[japgowizard]

Wait. The Hufflepuff party? Wouldn't it have... people? And knowing the Hufflepuffs, sparkles...

Could we put out the sparkles?