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[elrondhalfelven]

My life is naught but torment.

Dear ElrobethhirIf my grandchild is a horse, you will not only lose your co-favorite status in my home, you will not even be allowed to sit on the couch. You will have to live in the shed with Estel, Tolman, and the maimed woodland animals Elladan I used to do experiments on. This noble living room still has a

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[annlarimer]

Congratulations on your upcoming grandchild, Mr Rond!

Please don't eat it? Even if it's a horsey it'll be fun to play with and it'll love you and stuff.

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[elrondhalfelven]

No little children love me. Plus, ew, mutants.

[annlarimer]

Not true. I loved you when I was little and read about you, even if you did talk backwards. Also, if you love him/her/it first, this will encourage it to reciprocate. Plus, if you and the possibly-mutant child love each other, it will piss off its parents no end.

[elrondhalfelven]

Awww. Have you also my love, Ms. Larimer. I will, um, attempt to like the grandchild, maybe. But Arthur still might make soup out of it. She loves the stuff.

[lordelrohir]

I WISH I WAS DEAD AND I KNOW YOU DO TOO!

[lordof_imladris]

I love you. :)

[lordelrohir]

Oh Ada...my shame runs so deep.

I...never thought this would happen. I was always a good boy!!!

[elrondhalfelven]

I do not. I RAISED YOU LIKE YOU WERE MY OWN SON!!! A leap of faith on my part, to be sure.

[nienor_niniel]

In Rohan, isn't every day a Horse Fetishist Festival?