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elrondhalfelven

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Feb 23, 2003 14:00

I'm sorry I haven't been posting. The Peredhil household has been dealing with yet another shocking turn of events ( Read more... )

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lordof_imladris February 23 2003, 11:03:40 UTC

GET THIS DEMON SPAWN OUT OF ME!!!

Is that what you meant by practicing labor techniques? :)

elrondhalfelven February 23 2003, 11:11:51 UTC

Very good! But remember to breathe.

*adjusts tennis balls II is lying on*

lordof_imladris February 23 2003, 11:23:11 UTC

I feel faint...

*faints and hits head on the empty can of tennis balls*

elrondhalfelven February 23 2003, 11:24:48 UTC

!!!! O, II! II! *rushes to your side and fans*

I HOPE THIS FALL HAS NOT HURT YOUR PRECIOUS UNBORN BABY!

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jadegemini February 23 2003, 11:04:26 UTC

:spits coffee all over paperwork:

:sends Cheetos:

elrondhalfelven February 23 2003, 11:18:31 UTC

Your help in our time of need is appreciated.

I hope your husband will be as generous with the big fat child support bucks provideditisactuallyhisdemonspawn. :)

jadegemini February 23 2003, 11:20:18 UTC

If it is, I'll be sure to prod him once in a while to pay you, Lord Elrond. :sends over some twinkies, too:

celebrianrules February 23 2003, 13:02:39 UTC

.....

What if I can't wait until that Wynnie thing gives birth to werepuppies, and the baby is like, you know, mutant-y? Can I make soup out of it?

elrondhalfelven February 23 2003, 13:28:59 UTC

II and I have not, uh, been to Rohan since our college days, but in the strange event that it is a mutant, we will make soup of it. As long as II has no objections.

lordof_imladris February 23 2003, 13:56:21 UTC

Should a mutant hatch from my loins, I will not hesitate to give it to my precious baby Undummy and have her, to put it crudely, EAT IT WITH SOME GARLIC BREAD.

From within a soup.

arwenundomiel February 23 2003, 15:55:14 UTC

amin mela lle ada ♥ ♥ ♥

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arwenundomiel February 23 2003, 15:54:14 UTC

WHY DOES EVERYONE IN MY FAMILY GET TO BE PREGNANT EXCEPT ME???

THIS SUXX!

*pokes holes in condoms*

the_nameless February 23 2003, 16:01:50 UTC

NO MORE SIBLINGS!!!

arwenundomiel February 23 2003, 16:03:30 UTC

but your father has no male heir, dear. it won't affect your allowance, don't worry.

elrondhalfelven February 23 2003, 16:04:38 UTC

Awwww, precious, haven't you been pregnant lots of times? Eldarion, and that battalion of nameless daughters... You're very fertile. Maybe Aragorn is just firing blanks these days. Mortals can be very flawed at times.

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annlarimer February 24 2003, 09:22:49 UTC

Do...do you guys need any drugs help?

Re: elrondhalfelven February 24 2003, 10:51:59 UTC

...yes! Any help from you, Ms. Larimer, would be just... may I call you 'Ann?'

annlarimer February 24 2003, 11:03:42 UTC

I...gosh...I'd be honored if you would, sir.

Squeeeeee!

eeeeee elrondhalfelven February 24 2003, 11:32:58 UTC

Hello... Ann.

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