Desperate times!!

[elrosofnumenor]

I have a hostage.

If she does not undelete my boy in two days, I will be forced to execute her. I really mean that I am not just going to cry and beg. I swear. And post incriminating photos of Vardamir with Elanor Gamgee.

Like so:

Comments

[maglor]

Awww. :( *hugs*

[elrosofnumenor]

DADDY MAGLOR!! What are you doing these days?

[maglor]

Hiding, mostly. And worrying about Elfhild. Stuff like that.

[elrosofnumenor]

Aww, poor Maglor. :( But you have to admit you were a little harsh with her...

[elanorgamgee]

Um. I'm really really really sorry about your son and all, and you were really nice to my family that one time and you adopted my sister and all but.. um.. I've never even met your son!! >.<

[elrosofnumenor]

Yesyesyesyes I know I'm sorry I was just using the picture to get his attention I hope it doesn't cause you any problems I think it's just a picture of people from non-middle-earth who just look a lot like you and Vardamir sorry!! !!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!

[elanorgamgee]

...

*patpat* It's all right, I know you're just worried about your son and sometimes parents do desperate things to save their children. Best of luck!

*nods* Possibly this gal who looks a lot like me, only taller.

[elrosofnumenor]

Right right. I didn't think the girl in the pictures looked all that hobbity.

Anyway, sorrysorry for embarrassing you!!

[_rian]

Poor great-grandbaby dude. Vardy wouldn't want you to be sad or anything-- just caffinated. *offers cup of starbucks*

[elrosofnumenor]

Aww, thanks, Mrs Grandpa-Tuor's-Mama! Coffee is good. :)

[_rian]

Coffe is very good, but remember-- a little alcohol never hurt anyone or your elvish liver. *pauses* You're not the elf one, are you?

[elrosofnumenor]

Nope nope, the Elf one is the couch potato in Rivendell. I'm the mortal pansy twin brother with the inferiority complex.

[elrosofnumenor]

!!!!!!!

*stops*

*unties*

*pats on head*

:)

[elrosofnumenor]

And a lovely icon it is. *nodnod* *salute*

[vardamir]

*stretches, cracks neck* Fucking Eru but that was a small sock drawer. If she ever puts me in there again, I'll burn the bureau down.

[elrosofnumenor]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

At least she doesn't get strange impulses to turn you into a weird-glasses-wearing hippy just because of one little movie your icon-guy was in. ¬.¬

*GLOMP* *er.. manly.. father-son type hug*