So about how i almost lost my eyesight and my hand today. I was in the battery shed at the lake making sure all the batteries were charging so they would be ready for tomorrows use. I noticed that one battery wasn't charging properly so i went to go fix it. i bent down next to the battery and adjusted the positive clip which was attached to the ( Read more... )

Make it 3 times in a week. got pulled over on the parkway the other day. Cop was a little disappointed because he didn't find anything illegal. He ended up giving me some lame excuse of why he pulled me over, which consisted of "it appears according to the DMV records that your stickers are expired but it does appear that you have all the proper ( Read more... )

Long stories short I am amazing when dealing with cops. Now for the long stories....long. Party at Hannah's, i go outside to get the whipped cream out of my car. It's like 11ish and at that point of the night i'm already drunk but i go out anyway to get the cream for the apple pie shooters i wanna do. They are really good and i suggest everyone ( Read more... )

I spent all of spring break with you. I woke up at 5 in the morning to have breakfast with you. I went to the shows that you were in. I walked the mile to your house at 2 in the morning to hang out with you. I really like you. So just please say something.

What is up my fellow pupils. not much her just sitting and typing as the words come forth from my fingertips. i actually have no idea where this post is going to go so just hold on, sit back and enjoy this wild ride known as "my day". We had to evacuate the bait house several times today due to numerous spills and our clumsiness. The first time ( Read more... )

I'm actually going insane. I haven't done anything in the last four hours and i'm losing my mind. All i've done is sit and watch tv. i HAVE to get out of my house. i feel like i'm wasting away in my living room numbing my mind with pointless tv jibber jabber. Please for the love of god get me out of here. i cant take it. i'm slowly loosing all ( Read more... )

This week I ran over 15 miles. that's crazy. I read about this one guy who runs 50 miles bikes 70 miles and swims for 5 hours a week. that guy's crazy. The dude is seriously jacked. benches over 350 and is still able to run 50 miles a week. i've decided i'm going to do that. i'm not going to run 50 miles bike 70 or swim 5 hours a week or ( Read more... )

Sometimes you find yourself in the middle of nowhere and sometimes in the middle of nowhere you find yourself.

I'm going for a run.

Today Megan Elizabeth Lange became the proud owner of a zebra print vibrator. Which takes "C" batteries. "C" batteries we're not talkin "AAA" or "AA" batteries, no, we're talkin "C" batteries. Grace popped my MVC cherry earlier. I was somewhat overwhelmed with all the porn. I've never seen so much ass and titties in my life. I have just ( Read more... )

Greetings to all. How've we all been this glorious weekend. So about Saturday being the best day ever. It was actually perfect, there was a "gentle" breeze, perfect temperatures (I didn't even break a sweat at work..all day, not even a drop). I say "gentle" because except for the window i sat in front of at work while i worked at the lake ( Read more... )