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[elservo]

So my girlfriend's brother Chad stole my surfboard (yes, I have a surfboard don't laugh) off my porch and pawned it. But I caught him and for a second dangled him over the pit of jail, but then decided to let his dad take care of him. It's the Gallow - way.

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[chunkymook]

You mean... you didnt sodomize him with a hockey stick?

[spookybarn]

Tonight, on a very special "The (other) O.C."

[bedub]

I would have hunted him down, ripped his toe nails off one by one, burned his feet just enough that he could still walk, but it would hurt like all holy hell, pulled his eyelashes out one by one, rubbed his finger prints off by forcing him to rub them on concrete and then, made him apologize to everyone in the family, NUDE.

BUT, Most likely I would have let his dad take care of it.

[danzigism]

POOOOOP