Every little thing I do is AWESOME!

[elservo]

I'm the laziest fuck on the planet. I'm not gonna sugarcoat it any longer. I have built my life upon a foundation of putting shit off until someone else does it. I'm going to change that tonight. I'm going to install a ceiling fan. I'll probably die while doing it, but I'm gonna install the fucker, and not make the Dana do it

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[bedub]

Remember to turn off the breaker, for the love of god turn off the breaker! Call me if you need any instructions, or give Dana my phone number if she needs help with CPR. If all else fails...www.radioshack.com

[elservo]

Just wanted to let you know that the ceiling fan is in, and it blows!

I mean that in a good way, of course. It blows nice and good. And I didn't die.

[elservo]

Yeah I'll install a curtain rod...

...up Wilson's ass!