Ohmans

[elservo]

I think I've decided what to get Dana for Christmas, in no particular order:

The Who - The Kids are Alright (DVD)
Cat Power - Moon Pix (CD)
20 GB Ipod
Ovation Applause Acoustic Guitar
Sewing table

If she isn't happy to get all that stuff, then she simply wouldn't be Dana. I better get a Nintendo DS for Christmas, after all this trouble...

Comments

[fattyb]

You know that after you are married, you don't buy presents for each other any more.

The Sewing table maybe, because women should be doing work for men, and not enjoying thier life after marriage.

*high five*

[elservo]

I know, Frank, but presents = more couch time. You'll learn the delicate balance, my friend. You will learn.

I hate to say it...

[fattyb]

...but Frank is right. All I got for MeLisa this year is a brrom. Maybe the kitchen floor will finally get cleaned.

Re: I hate to say it...

[elservo]

Ohmans!

*Returns gifts and buys Dana a vacuum cleaner*

[zero1o1]

... you made of money suddenly, rich boy? That's a fuckload of gift asskicking, right there. Damn impressive.