Transformers! ((a rant))

[elsewhere_adore]

I have finally sorted through the inchoate mess of impressions left upon me by Transformers 2

Comments

[djw]

In summary: boring piece of half-digested shit. I want my brain cells back.

Allow me to direct you to the smelly, urine-soaked and slightly deranged world of arthouse cinema. You'd be surprised how much you will come to like it.

[dwagon]

I reckon that if you cut out every scene with humans in it, you could savage a half-decent film. Kill the college scene, everything with the roommate, the racist robots, all of that, and just focus on SG1 & giant robots! It'd be shorter too, which wouldn't hurt.

[elsewhere_adore]

See, now, that would be a Transformers movie worth the name.