close your eyes and count to thirty-five

[elshastorm]

Here's a snippet of tonight. Pasted from another conversation.

me: Nath, it kinda pisses me off when guys (sincerely) patronize me about guy-type-stuff and give me the generic Woman identity.
nath.antonio: what does that mean
me: What do you think that it means?
nath.antonio: oh, like when i say, "of course you don't understand, you're a woman

Comments

[bart_calendar]

I hate gender stereotypes. I the opposite of you. I'm a guy who doesn't understand guy stuff. I can't fix anything and I'd probably blow something up if I tried to jump start a car.

[elshastorm]

hee! It's not that difficult. Good thing you've got all of your female knights-in-shining armor to help you out, Bart. ;]

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[geniphyre]

Dude, even I know that the hood wouldn't close, and I don't have as much car know-how as you do.

Sounds like some dumb people, with vagina-envy.

[elshastorm]

hahaha! It didn't really take much car know-how to realize that the hood wouldn't re-close. All a smart person would need to do would be LOOK AT THE FUCKING HOOD! But whatever.

Heehee! Vagina envy. I prefer to call it "cunt envy" because the etymology of "vagina" isn't that awesome -- it means sheath, like for a penis, because that's all that my vagina is good for. "Cunt", however, is more woman-friendly, so to speak. ;]

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[nathashish]

That's the first time I've ever heard "cunt" described as a "woman-friendly" term.