Website Updated: Cell Phones for Nano-Idiots

[elskan]

Some fair number of updates to my never-touched website, www.elskan.com.

I know, shocking, isn't it? I never update. And yet, there it is. Want to know what it's about? Here's a fucking start:

... And for void's sake, if you paid more than $50 for your phone, you need to be kicked in the genitals. Here's another tip: nobody gives a shit about

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[silver_prelude]

While we're on the topic of cellphones, can I get your new cell number? You know how to reach me...via my cellphone with the cool blue wallpaper and cityscape screensaver. :P

~Kelly
*anna made me do it*

[devilmiyu]

LIES! All of it. She was on her cellphone with me and snickered and said "Oooh, I'm going to post a reply and ask him for his new number." Then she even three-way'ed a conversation with Michelle. And we all snickered about her teasing you. She's evil! Watch out for this gal. Evil I tell ya! Capital E... v... uhm...erm....oooh shiney penny!

Pfft. My new cell? Right.

[silver_prelude]

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Heh.

I mean... um, I don't have a cell phone anymore. They made me too angry. And you will now need to protect your genitals, it would seem (*evil, snarky grin*).

Anna didn't make you, you love being mean to me. All the motivation you needed was to see me having made any ripple in the aether and you leaped upon it like a vicious beast.

No wonder I adore you.

Re: Pfft. My new cell? Right.

[elskan]

Um, yeah, so I should probably log in before replying.

Grr.

[bitingfrenzy]

Miss you, friend. Miss having my ass beat by you in ches, and your witty comments such as those above.
I would start an e2-e4, but I'm in Amsterdam, and a chess game with me would be nothing short of a massacre at this point.
Good to hear from you
-Dan

Nose-holder.

[bitingfrenzy]

Ah yes, now I see where you rediscovered me.

1.e4 c5

Muhahaha.

Oh and thanks for the hello ^_^

Re: Nose-holder.

[elskan]

Again, Brent... log in, THEN reply.

[devilmiyu]

Ooh, what kind of calling plan do you have and can you watch television shows with your cellphone? Does it have Bluetooth(tm) capabilities and can download mp3s and can you create customizable ringtones?

[snickers then grin evilly]

Well well well... looky who decided to bitch for a change. Good to see the same old Brent. Hope all is well.

Hmm...

[elskan]

In spite of your cruelty, I shall deign to reply to you, young lady.

As you will no doubt see above, I have no cell phone whatsoever and currently refuse to get one, so your juvenile attempts to harrass me by asking me about such a device in my posession would prove futile and ultimately only reveal the ridiculously immature status of your comment.

So nyeh nyeh neener neener, yer a poop head.

But yeah, I'm still just being bitchy. Kisses and shit.

Re: Hmm...

[devilmiyu]

Waaah! I'm telling on you. I don't know who I'm telling or what I'm telling but meh, I'm soooo gonna. Hmph!