Big Damn List o' Fic
Elspethdixon's Big Damn Fanfic List
Being an index to every piece of extant-on-the-web fic by Elspethdixon since her freshman year of college, including the clichéd badfic, the abandoned WiPs, the one that turned up on McTabby’s Summary Executions, and the one with the word “orbs” in it. From Harry Potter to Pirates of the Caribbean, and beyond. Hopefully, the quality improves as ones moves down the page.
Harry Potter Fic (2002, mostly)
The Gravity Verse: (Remus/Sirius)
Hey There Little Red Riding Hood (Clichéd. Songfic.)
Gravity (Pre-Azkaban R/S slash. 23,000 words. Contains two OCs and the word “orbs.” Jossed all to hell and gone).
A Seal Upon Thine Heart (First ever attempt at smut. Purple, harlequinesque, and terrible beyond words).
Burning Silicon (Post-OotP Remus angst).
The Scars Verse:
Prophet of Doom (Snape-centric. Clichéd. Jossed liek woah.)
Black Hole (OC-centric, Jossed. Summarily Executed by McTabby. Fits with either Gravity or Scars)
Not All Scars Are Visible (Fifth-year fic. 49,000 words. Sirius/OC, Snape/McGonagall. Likewise Jossed.)
A Terrible Beauty (Jossed, Jossed, Jossed. With Sirius/OC het and a side of character death).
Pollution (Scars prequel. Abandoned WiP. Jossed).
Ficlets, Poetry, and Filk:
I am the Very Model of a Future Evil Overlord (filk)
When I was a Boy (More filk)
When the Chamber Opens Wide (filk)
C’est Moi, Lockhart (filk)
Ghetto sonnet, Remus pov
Azkaban (Sirius pov, blank verse)
Daytona Bike Week drabble-thing (Mostly babbling, some R/S content).
Mid-Ohio Motorcycle Ficlet (R/S, post-OotP denialfic).
Sonnet for R.
Sonnet for S.
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X-Men and X-Men Evolution junk fic (2003)
Flying(Post-X-Treme X-Men ficlet, drowning in its own fluff. With a side of babbling)
Consider Yourself (mediocre and clichéd X-Ev AU)
Both Sides (abandoned X-Ev WiP, cowritten with Draqonelle)
Trigun fic (2002-2003)
Scars, Cigarettes & Scripture
Mercy
Crying over Spilt Coffee (Wolfwood/Milly het)
Victory
Hellsing ficlet: (2003)
Free at Last
Pirates of the Caribbean fic: (2003-2004)
Contagion (gen)
Skin & Bones (gen)
A Pirate’s Life (56,000 words, OT3)
Taking Turns (OT3 ficlet)
Fencing (OT3 ficlet)
Rum, Sodomy, and... (Jack & Gibbs drabble)
Quotation AU Ficlets:
A Rose by Any Other Name (with bonus RL babbling)
The Quality of Mercy
But That Was in Another Country, and Besides, the Knave is Dead (Bonus RL babbling)
At the Sign of the Skull & Bones (pirate metafic)
Post-DMC
Promises to Keep (Will/Elizabeth ficlet, 2006)
No Drowning Mark (Sparrington ficlet, 2006)
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Mexico ficlets: (2004)
Objectification I: Music Hath Charms
Objectification II: Happiness is a Warm Gun
Rehearsal
The Agent Sands Owner’s Manual (with bonus RL babbling)
Mexico filk lurking somewhere in my lj
LXG ficlets: (2004)
Scavenger Hunt I: Blood (Dorian/Mina)
Scavenger Hunt II: Skin (Dorian/Skinner)
Bend it Like Beckham fic: (2004)
Home for the Holidays (Jess/Jules/Joe)
Iliad fic: (2004)
Vae Victis (Achilles/Patroclus)
Yuletide fic: (2004-2007)
Medicinae Baccalaureus (Captain Blood, Blood/Jeremy)
Dans le Défit de la Coutume(Barbara Hambly: January books. January/Shaw)
A Very H.A.T.E.ful X-Mas (NEXTwave, Dirk Anger-centric)
Last of the Mohicans ficlet. (Hawkeye/Uncas)
Old West fic (2005-2006)
Gunslinger (Wyatt/Doc WiP, on indefinite hiatus, cowritten with pixyofthestyx)
Wyatt/Doc ficlets:
...And in Health
Keepsake
Not My Fate
Magnificent Seven:
Another Fine Mess (Gen)
Lonesome Dove: The Outlaw Years:
Ghosts (Day of the Dead fic)
Plague Town (WiP, to be posted when finished)
LD ficlets:
Valentine
Guilty as Charged
No Time Like the Present
If She Had It to Do All Over Again
Elmira (December was the Cruelest Month)
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Three Musketeers fic: (2006)
Concerning Cardinalists and Seawalls
Untitled Athos ficlet
Porthos and Aramis in a (French) Canadian Shack
SG:A fic: (2006)
Atlantis is a Hard Road to Travel (filk)
Authority fic: (2006)
Friendly Fire (WiP)
Bond fic: (2006, 2009)
Broken, Battered & Bent (Bond/Felix Leiter/Bondgirl threesome)
Wherein Bond & Felix are stuck in the Panamanian jungle. Book!Bond ficlet for lasergirl (gen)
Non-Marvel Comics fic:
(Not Quite) Happily Ever After. (Watchmen ficlet, Nite Owl/Rorschach & Nite Owl/Laurie)
Unnecessary Things. (Watchmen ficlet, Nite Owl & Rorschach, gen)
Zero at the Bone. (Watchmen fic, Nite Owl & Rorschach, pre-slash) Written for the Watchmen kink meme, for the prompt "Rorschach feeding Dan sugar cubes in a h/c situation."
Untitled Ex Machina ficlet (Bradbury/Mitchell, 1,700 words)
What Goes Around. Hellblazer ficlet (comics, gen, probably qualifies as horror)
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Marvel Comics Fic: (non X-Men) (2007-2009)
Solo fics:
Drabbles and ficlets:
Daredevil ficlet, post issue 93 (Matt/Foggy-ish)
Movie Night. Avengers ficlet (gen, gratuitous movie fangirling)
Sex Pollen Fic, Minus the Sex. New Avengers ficlet (humour, various pairings)
et in pulverem reverteris. Daredevil ficlet (gen, religious themes)
Five Times Steve and Tony Fought. Steve&Tony ficlet (Avengers, Iron Man, Civil War)
Post-Confessions Drabble. Iron Man drabble.
All the Perfumes of Arabia. Captain America ficlet (Sharon Carter/Winter Soldier)
Worth It. Steve/Tony AU drabble for caia_comica's first line challenge. (Civil War)
Iron Man ficlet for harmonyangel's first line challenge. (Tony/various)
Secret Identities. AU Avengers ficlet (genderswap).
Mini!Tony ficlet. First crushes can be so cute... until they grow up into sociopathic business tycoon who try to kill you. (Iron Man)
Matt/Milla drabble for caia_comica's kissing challenge. (Daredevil)
Heroes. Even superheroes need someone to look up to. (Captain America, Iron Man, Daredevil)
Oblivion Iron Man ficlet set between Fallen Son #5 and Iron Man #15. (Tony/Maya)
Warped Bucky/Tony ficlet based on spoilers and promotional art for upcoming Captain America issues. Dark. (Bucky/Tony).
Tired Daredevil drabble for tartanshell. Matt & Foggy.
Space Opera AU ficlet. Avengers. (Cap/Iron Man)
A is for Artist Captain America (gen) for the cap_ironman comm's alphabet challenge.
A is for... a lot of things. Series of Avengers drabbles for the cap_ironman comm's alphabet challenge. (Cap/Iron Man)
T is for Thong. Avengers ficlet for the cap_ironman comm's alphabet challenge. (Cap/Iron Man)
Hank & Jan ficlet. Fluff for pandanoai (Hank/Jan)
To Paris. Invaders ficlet for ani_bestor (Bucky/Toro)
Daredevil ficlet (Matt, Foggy, & Dakota. gen/canon pairings)
Fics with actual plot:
Making the Best of It. The Avengers are critically undermanned, the KGB is after the Black Widow, and Hank Pym still hasn't managed to fix his damaged powers. (Avengers: Hank/Jan, Clint/Natasha)
Business Negotiations. Bruce and Tony negotiate a business contract. In bed.(movie-verse: Bruce Wayne/Tony Stark)
The Snow Queen. A retelling of the Hans Christian Andersen's fairytale, starring the Avengers, written for cap_ironman's fairytale challenge. (Cap/Iron Man, link goes to last chapter, which contains links to all parts)
Through Weal or Woe. Pepper & Dr. Strange rescue Wong & Tony from another dimension (gen)
co-written with seanchai:
Resurrection-verse
Resurrection, Reconstruction, and Redemption" Novel-length post-Civil War fixit cowritten with seanchai. (Captain America/Iron Man)
Readjustment. Sequel to Resurrection, etc, cowritten with seanchai. The various Avengers head to Washington to deal with Registration, and end up having to deal with each other. Meanwhile, Steve continues adjusting to life, and Tony continues to have Issues. (Captain America/Iron Man)
Hostages to Fortune. Sequel to Readjustment, co-written with seanchai. Things are finally settling down, and the Avengers are settling in. It's time for disaster to strike again. (Captain America/Iron Man, Hank/Jan)
Reassembled. Final Resurrection-verse fic, co-written with seanchai. The long-delayed conclusion to Resurrection-verse. Registration is long gone, several people are back from the dead, and Steve and Tony have put their lives and their team back together. Mostly. One long-time Avenger is still missing. Now she’s back, and Chthon has come with her. (Also on Ao3 here)
Stand-alones
The Roughest Day Novella co-written with seanchai. Steve gets into a motorcycle crash, Tony has a cold, and someone has it in for the New Avengers. (Captain America/Iron Man)
Now with a fluff-filled sequel/epilogue: Things are Lookin' Up.
Classic-verse 1. Cowritten with seanchai. AU conceived as a modern retelling of early Avengers. The Avengers find something interesting in the Arctic, which works out much better than sci-fi movies would lead you to expect. (gen) Also Classic-verse 2: A Date to Astonish (Hank/Jan)
Classic-verse 3: An Epic Saga (gen)
Classic-verse 4: Enter the Enchantress (gen)
Classic-verse 5: Iron Man: Murderer? (gen)
Classic-verse 6: To the Ends of the Earth ( final part here) (gen)
Classicverse 7: Ere the Winter Storms Begin (Hank/Jan)
and Classicverse 8: Deck the Halls (gen, fluffy like a fluffy thing)
King of Infinite Space. Novella cowritten with seanchai. A villain from Tony's past comes back to cause trouble for the Avengers. Maybe it wouldn't have been so easy, if things weren't already so awkward over the events of Execute Program. (Captain America/Iron Man)
Born on the Fourth of July. "So, the fireworks are really because of my birthday?"
-- fluffy Cap-centric birthday fic written for harmonyangel. Cowritten with seanchai. (Cap/Iron Man)
Hold Me Down. Steve takes Tony back to his apartment to recharge and get warmed up following a fight with a supervillain. (PG-13-rated) Shower sex ensues. Co-written with seanchai and inspired by oddwildflowers shower picture.
I Never. The Avengers play a party game. "So," Tony said, voice very dry, "your entire sexual history with men consists of 'that one time you had pity sex with Jack Monroe?'" (Cap/Iron Man, various other pairings mentioned).
An Ever Fixed Mark. Loki accidentally turns Tony into a woman. Steve is less than thrilled. Hijinks ensue. (Steve/Tony, Jan, Hank, and Wanda) Written for the capiron_bigbang challenge.
When the Lights Go On Again. Aliens have invaded earth, and the Avengers are scattered. While Steve leads the resistance, Tony once again finds himself playing captive scientist. In the midst of a violent alien regime, separated by seemingly insurmountable boundaries, Steve and Tony have nothing to keep themselves going but each other. (Steve/Tony, Carol/Wanda, Hank/Jan, Clint) .pdf of the entire 170,000 word fic here.
Forward-dated to go at the top of my journal. Warnings are present in the headers on all multichapter fics. Warnings for ficlets will be provided upon request. All multichapter fics contain some degree of hurt/comfort.
Being an index to every piece of extant-on-the-web fic by Elspethdixon since her freshman year of college, including the clichéd badfic, the abandoned WiPs, the one that turned up on McTabby’s Summary Executions, and the one with the word “orbs” in it. From Harry Potter to Pirates of the Caribbean, and beyond. Hopefully, the quality improves as ones moves down the page.
Harry Potter Fic (2002, mostly)
The Gravity Verse: (Remus/Sirius)
Hey There Little Red Riding Hood (Clichéd. Songfic.)
Gravity (Pre-Azkaban R/S slash. 23,000 words. Contains two OCs and the word “orbs.” Jossed all to hell and gone).
A Seal Upon Thine Heart (First ever attempt at smut. Purple, harlequinesque, and terrible beyond words).
Burning Silicon (Post-OotP Remus angst).
The Scars Verse:
Prophet of Doom (Snape-centric. Clichéd. Jossed liek woah.)
Black Hole (OC-centric, Jossed. Summarily Executed by McTabby. Fits with either Gravity or Scars)
Not All Scars Are Visible (Fifth-year fic. 49,000 words. Sirius/OC, Snape/McGonagall. Likewise Jossed.)
A Terrible Beauty (Jossed, Jossed, Jossed. With Sirius/OC het and a side of character death).
Pollution (Scars prequel. Abandoned WiP. Jossed).
Ficlets, Poetry, and Filk:
I am the Very Model of a Future Evil Overlord (filk)
When I was a Boy (More filk)
When the Chamber Opens Wide (filk)
C’est Moi, Lockhart (filk)
Ghetto sonnet, Remus pov
Azkaban (Sirius pov, blank verse)
Daytona Bike Week drabble-thing (Mostly babbling, some R/S content).
Mid-Ohio Motorcycle Ficlet (R/S, post-OotP denialfic).
Sonnet for R.
Sonnet for S.
* * *
X-Men and X-Men Evolution junk fic (2003)
Flying(Post-X-Treme X-Men ficlet, drowning in its own fluff. With a side of babbling)
Consider Yourself (mediocre and clichéd X-Ev AU)
Both Sides (abandoned X-Ev WiP, cowritten with Draqonelle)
Trigun fic (2002-2003)
Scars, Cigarettes & Scripture
Mercy
Crying over Spilt Coffee (Wolfwood/Milly het)
Victory
Hellsing ficlet: (2003)
Free at Last
Pirates of the Caribbean fic: (2003-2004)
Contagion (gen)
Skin & Bones (gen)
A Pirate’s Life (56,000 words, OT3)
Taking Turns (OT3 ficlet)
Fencing (OT3 ficlet)
Rum, Sodomy, and... (Jack & Gibbs drabble)
Quotation AU Ficlets:
A Rose by Any Other Name (with bonus RL babbling)
The Quality of Mercy
But That Was in Another Country, and Besides, the Knave is Dead (Bonus RL babbling)
At the Sign of the Skull & Bones (pirate metafic)
Post-DMC
Promises to Keep (Will/Elizabeth ficlet, 2006)
No Drowning Mark (Sparrington ficlet, 2006)
* * *
Mexico ficlets: (2004)
Objectification I: Music Hath Charms
Objectification II: Happiness is a Warm Gun
Rehearsal
The Agent Sands Owner’s Manual (with bonus RL babbling)
Mexico filk lurking somewhere in my lj
LXG ficlets: (2004)
Scavenger Hunt I: Blood (Dorian/Mina)
Scavenger Hunt II: Skin (Dorian/Skinner)
Bend it Like Beckham fic: (2004)
Home for the Holidays (Jess/Jules/Joe)
Iliad fic: (2004)
Vae Victis (Achilles/Patroclus)
Yuletide fic: (2004-2007)
Medicinae Baccalaureus (Captain Blood, Blood/Jeremy)
Dans le Défit de la Coutume(Barbara Hambly: January books. January/Shaw)
A Very H.A.T.E.ful X-Mas (NEXTwave, Dirk Anger-centric)
Last of the Mohicans ficlet. (Hawkeye/Uncas)
Old West fic (2005-2006)
Gunslinger (Wyatt/Doc WiP, on indefinite hiatus, cowritten with pixyofthestyx)
Wyatt/Doc ficlets:
...And in Health
Keepsake
Not My Fate
Magnificent Seven:
Another Fine Mess (Gen)
Lonesome Dove: The Outlaw Years:
Ghosts (Day of the Dead fic)
Plague Town (WiP, to be posted when finished)
LD ficlets:
Valentine
Guilty as Charged
No Time Like the Present
If She Had It to Do All Over Again
Elmira (December was the Cruelest Month)
* * *
Three Musketeers fic: (2006)
Concerning Cardinalists and Seawalls
Untitled Athos ficlet
Porthos and Aramis in a (French) Canadian Shack
SG:A fic: (2006)
Atlantis is a Hard Road to Travel (filk)
Authority fic: (2006)
Friendly Fire (WiP)
Bond fic: (2006, 2009)
Broken, Battered & Bent (Bond/Felix Leiter/Bondgirl threesome)
Wherein Bond & Felix are stuck in the Panamanian jungle. Book!Bond ficlet for lasergirl (gen)
Non-Marvel Comics fic:
(Not Quite) Happily Ever After. (Watchmen ficlet, Nite Owl/Rorschach & Nite Owl/Laurie)
Unnecessary Things. (Watchmen ficlet, Nite Owl & Rorschach, gen)
Zero at the Bone. (Watchmen fic, Nite Owl & Rorschach, pre-slash) Written for the Watchmen kink meme, for the prompt "Rorschach feeding Dan sugar cubes in a h/c situation."
Untitled Ex Machina ficlet (Bradbury/Mitchell, 1,700 words)
What Goes Around. Hellblazer ficlet (comics, gen, probably qualifies as horror)
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Marvel Comics Fic: (non X-Men) (2007-2009)
Solo fics:
Drabbles and ficlets:
Daredevil ficlet, post issue 93 (Matt/Foggy-ish)
Movie Night. Avengers ficlet (gen, gratuitous movie fangirling)
Sex Pollen Fic, Minus the Sex. New Avengers ficlet (humour, various pairings)
et in pulverem reverteris. Daredevil ficlet (gen, religious themes)
Five Times Steve and Tony Fought. Steve&Tony ficlet (Avengers, Iron Man, Civil War)
Post-Confessions Drabble. Iron Man drabble.
All the Perfumes of Arabia. Captain America ficlet (Sharon Carter/Winter Soldier)
Worth It. Steve/Tony AU drabble for caia_comica's first line challenge. (Civil War)
Iron Man ficlet for harmonyangel's first line challenge. (Tony/various)
Secret Identities. AU Avengers ficlet (genderswap).
Mini!Tony ficlet. First crushes can be so cute... until they grow up into sociopathic business tycoon who try to kill you. (Iron Man)
Matt/Milla drabble for caia_comica's kissing challenge. (Daredevil)
Heroes. Even superheroes need someone to look up to. (Captain America, Iron Man, Daredevil)
Oblivion Iron Man ficlet set between Fallen Son #5 and Iron Man #15. (Tony/Maya)
Warped Bucky/Tony ficlet based on spoilers and promotional art for upcoming Captain America issues. Dark. (Bucky/Tony).
Tired Daredevil drabble for tartanshell. Matt & Foggy.
Space Opera AU ficlet. Avengers. (Cap/Iron Man)
A is for Artist Captain America (gen) for the cap_ironman comm's alphabet challenge.
A is for... a lot of things. Series of Avengers drabbles for the cap_ironman comm's alphabet challenge. (Cap/Iron Man)
T is for Thong. Avengers ficlet for the cap_ironman comm's alphabet challenge. (Cap/Iron Man)
Hank & Jan ficlet. Fluff for pandanoai (Hank/Jan)
To Paris. Invaders ficlet for ani_bestor (Bucky/Toro)
Daredevil ficlet (Matt, Foggy, & Dakota. gen/canon pairings)
Fics with actual plot:
Making the Best of It. The Avengers are critically undermanned, the KGB is after the Black Widow, and Hank Pym still hasn't managed to fix his damaged powers. (Avengers: Hank/Jan, Clint/Natasha)
Business Negotiations. Bruce and Tony negotiate a business contract. In bed.(movie-verse: Bruce Wayne/Tony Stark)
The Snow Queen. A retelling of the Hans Christian Andersen's fairytale, starring the Avengers, written for cap_ironman's fairytale challenge. (Cap/Iron Man, link goes to last chapter, which contains links to all parts)
Through Weal or Woe. Pepper & Dr. Strange rescue Wong & Tony from another dimension (gen)
co-written with seanchai:
Resurrection-verse
Resurrection, Reconstruction, and Redemption" Novel-length post-Civil War fixit cowritten with seanchai. (Captain America/Iron Man)
Readjustment. Sequel to Resurrection, etc, cowritten with seanchai. The various Avengers head to Washington to deal with Registration, and end up having to deal with each other. Meanwhile, Steve continues adjusting to life, and Tony continues to have Issues. (Captain America/Iron Man)
Hostages to Fortune. Sequel to Readjustment, co-written with seanchai. Things are finally settling down, and the Avengers are settling in. It's time for disaster to strike again. (Captain America/Iron Man, Hank/Jan)
Reassembled. Final Resurrection-verse fic, co-written with seanchai. The long-delayed conclusion to Resurrection-verse. Registration is long gone, several people are back from the dead, and Steve and Tony have put their lives and their team back together. Mostly. One long-time Avenger is still missing. Now she’s back, and Chthon has come with her. (Also on Ao3 here)
Stand-alones
The Roughest Day Novella co-written with seanchai. Steve gets into a motorcycle crash, Tony has a cold, and someone has it in for the New Avengers. (Captain America/Iron Man)
Now with a fluff-filled sequel/epilogue: Things are Lookin' Up.
Classic-verse 1. Cowritten with seanchai. AU conceived as a modern retelling of early Avengers. The Avengers find something interesting in the Arctic, which works out much better than sci-fi movies would lead you to expect. (gen) Also Classic-verse 2: A Date to Astonish (Hank/Jan)
Classic-verse 3: An Epic Saga (gen)
Classic-verse 4: Enter the Enchantress (gen)
Classic-verse 5: Iron Man: Murderer? (gen)
Classic-verse 6: To the Ends of the Earth ( final part here) (gen)
Classicverse 7: Ere the Winter Storms Begin (Hank/Jan)
and Classicverse 8: Deck the Halls (gen, fluffy like a fluffy thing)
King of Infinite Space. Novella cowritten with seanchai. A villain from Tony's past comes back to cause trouble for the Avengers. Maybe it wouldn't have been so easy, if things weren't already so awkward over the events of Execute Program. (Captain America/Iron Man)
Born on the Fourth of July. "So, the fireworks are really because of my birthday?"
-- fluffy Cap-centric birthday fic written for harmonyangel. Cowritten with seanchai. (Cap/Iron Man)
Hold Me Down. Steve takes Tony back to his apartment to recharge and get warmed up following a fight with a supervillain. (PG-13-rated) Shower sex ensues. Co-written with seanchai and inspired by oddwildflowers shower picture.
I Never. The Avengers play a party game. "So," Tony said, voice very dry, "your entire sexual history with men consists of 'that one time you had pity sex with Jack Monroe?'" (Cap/Iron Man, various other pairings mentioned).
An Ever Fixed Mark. Loki accidentally turns Tony into a woman. Steve is less than thrilled. Hijinks ensue. (Steve/Tony, Jan, Hank, and Wanda) Written for the capiron_bigbang challenge.
When the Lights Go On Again. Aliens have invaded earth, and the Avengers are scattered. While Steve leads the resistance, Tony once again finds himself playing captive scientist. In the midst of a violent alien regime, separated by seemingly insurmountable boundaries, Steve and Tony have nothing to keep themselves going but each other. (Steve/Tony, Carol/Wanda, Hank/Jan, Clint) .pdf of the entire 170,000 word fic here.
Forward-dated to go at the top of my journal. Warnings are present in the headers on all multichapter fics. Warnings for ficlets will be provided upon request. All multichapter fics contain some degree of hurt/comfort.