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[elspook]

well somehow we managed to go to orlando during the gay and lesbian convention. i dont know how, but it is odd that this is the SECOND trip my dad has planned in the same city as the gay convention. and good god, they were everywhere in universal, and way too much pda if ya know what i mean. at least we didnt go to disney, there it was designated

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[butterfly_kills]

you have like 4 boyfriends you silly head!!
I spent last night in the hospital
you should really bring me flowers now lol
but yeah i hope you had fun in fl!

April

[elspook]

do not, lol. and i do feel bad, but not enough to bring you flowers though, lol. i kid...

Scooby-Drew

[xfragilekissesx]

Gays are the coolest people! I went to the mall yesterday and one of the guys at one of the counters was deffinatly gay and he was soooooo nice! <3 i love gay guys!
<3
but yeah when i went to london a couple years ago and (this isn't like ur story) there were posters everywhere of naked, not even covered up with anything, people, everything showing, and that was very embarrising with my parents being there and them being all nervous when we would go on walks, blah it was weird.

Im glad you had an awesome birthday!
<3 Leece

[elspook]

oh man, that sucks, lol. and dont all women love gay guys? thats how it seems to me, lol.

[suchismylife]

you should start telling everyone you're a homosexual black man. I bet your vacations would be a lot cheaper. and you could make a career as a hairdresser. Even if you weren't really good everyone would just say that your haircuts were daring and edgy. Hooray for minorities.

[elspook]

my skin would probably tip them off first thing, lol. its a good idea about the discounts though. ive kinda wondered how that worked anyway, if a gay person buys something in disney, how do they tell they're gay? is it like "heres your change sir", "um, but...im gay", "oh, terribly sorry. heres five bucks"? how DO they know...

[suchismylife]

maybe they have a rainbow stamped on their ticket or something. That would be profiling though, wouldn't it? If I went to disney during gay pride week I would definitly be a lesbian for a few days. Ok, if the whole black guy thing doesn't work out maybe you should just get a tan and dye your hair black and tell everybody you're latino. It'd make it easier to be a gay hairdresser actually, you'd be the most stereotypical gay man on the face of the planet. Plus you'd get to wear the sexy Ricky Martin pants :-D

[elspook]

and dont forget that funny accent they have too, lol. its like in that movie The Bird Cage. theres that guy latino, whenever he talkes it cracks me up. if you havent seen it you should.