ok wow, i saw the "moon" today if you catch what i mean. it was not pretty. for wearing something that tight, i should kill them.

im sorry, i really didnt mean that. its not so much that i want to kill them, its just that i dont want them living....anymore

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Rabbits don't lay eggs, what is this?...well...I guess it is better than parents spreading strawberry jam in the yard yelling "Come on kids! Lets go find Jesus!"

St. Pattys Day, good for three reasons...I think I'll name them:
1) The one day of the year that excessive drinking and public nudity is not only welcome, its encouraged!

2) St. Pattys day, the one day a year when Irish girls are good lookin, haha, I'm kidding, they're ugly year round...God bless 'em...

3) The one day of the year you get to be an ( Read more... )

I filled this out for another so now I'll put it in mine ( Read more... )

You know you're an EXTREME redneck when ( Read more... )

I wonder if infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery...

DUN DUN DUN...

THE HULK!

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hmm, whats to talk talk about. well sunday night i printed of some stock stuff we had to do in AP US. the assignment was to "buy" stock and track them for a month. I bought apple computer stock. this weekend i ended up gaining 60 bucks which i believe is decent, im not a stock buff. the day after i finished, the stock went down the toilet faster ( Read more... )