Er.

*knocks on the door*

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*opens door*

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*walks in*

Hellooooooo?

Yeah, so if you haven't heard yet, I'm going to be a Daddy again. :) Melian keeps coming up with all sorts of interesting names, and she has a very big healthy apetite ( Read more... )

I have been in the kitchen all day. Melian is very hungry lately.

Beleg was laughing at me, then he went out and bought me a chef's hat, and came back and laughed at me some more. I am wearing it anyway.

Anyone want pizza?

I have a bad feeling about... something. Hmm.

Melian is very pretty.

This has to be my most intelligent post ever.

I think my babysitter mun is braindead.

So, I have the Silmaril.

It is currently safe. I've had experience with these things, and I don't intend to keep it for long.

Any Valar listening? Feel like taking this thing off my hands?

I woke up with a note taped to my forehead. I must have gotten into the Tequila again.

What the fuck?! Am I still in Mandos?!

And where did my other daughter go?

Well.

I hope you learned a valuable lesson from this, Valandil. Never underestimate the powers of muns, for they work in mysterious ways.

((Damn right. Now get back to sleep, fucker, I have posts to catch up on.))

Er, yes sir.

Well, it appears that whatever Bakshi did, it turned me into Kurt Cobain.

Who is dead.

And so now I'm dead. Mandos. Great. At least dying shrugged off the effects of whatever the heck it was.

Don't cry, Melian. I'll fill out a form and get back as soon as I can.

What a lovely day, I.... *twitch*

*twitchtwitch*

*dies*

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