Festivals From The Loins Of Peaches

[elucidar]

As another abysmally early workday approaches, I should be attempting to sleep; however, although physically exhausted from an accumulation of sleep deprivation, I'm far too conscious to fall asleep any time soon. Although general insomnia is likely the culprit, I'd like to think that there's something more auspicious and engaging at work: the

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[luci_fer]

You have very strange dreams my friend...very strange o_O

Yay!!! Unexpected Guinea Pig Multiplication Day!!! Tell Athena happy birthday for me and give her pets and hugs ^_^

With the dream, I think cherries would have been wrong. Since, I really can't think of a sex-worker with one still intact.

Cones Of All Sizes

[elucidar]

Although I have yet to encounter a sex worker whose first sexual experience was a professional experience, many of them do perform as an uncorrupted, naive virgin. As such, I do agree that a cherry would had been symbolically inappropriate.

Athena did receive extra petting on your behalf; how I long for the day when Unexpected Guinea Pig Multiplication Day is an internationally observed holiday. That way, work won't get in the way of all the festivities and miniature party hats.

[erinya]

I still have no idea what I'm dressing as for Halloween either. We should go to Evangeline's on Saturday and browse for costume ideas.

You Marked It, You Bought It

[elucidar]

I declare this plan to be worthwhile... even if I'm not any closer to my Halloween goal, at least I can look at all the shiny and textured fabrics.

Perhaps I'll rub against them like a ecstasy-riddled raver or a territorial cat.

Re: You Marked It, You Bought It

[cryptor_00]

Perhaps I'll rub against them like a ecstasy-riddled raver or a territorial cat.,/I>
really, is there any difference?

Re: You Marked It, You Bought It

[elucidar]

Well, one appreciates textures as a passing fancy, while the other is a fuzzy texture that appreciates Fancy Feast.

[cryptor_00]

I think watermelons are the most appropriate, as they symbolize the grand nature of your interviewee's... um... gaping maws of social stressors and the cavernous holes in our social programs that are supposed to aid them.

hehehehehe

I choose to popcorn on this auspicious day- but not until after i'm officially pleased with the 3.0 patch...

Fruity Pebbles

[elucidar]

Given that perspective, watermelons do seem appropriate. Besides, the more voluminous the fruit, the larger the radius of despair as someone's sense of self-worth is shattered into numerous fragments. I'm just glad it didn't turn into a black-ploitation film with a side of fried chicken and a grape soda.

Perhaps I could see a re-enactment of your celebratory popcorning; I'd even bribe you with falafel or some other culinary creation I haven't made for you for awhile.

Initially, I was disappointed at the patch, primarily because it changed [the game] significantly once I was finally accustomed to the game's content... and because my healing bonus number decreased. However, I then realized that my healing increased, and my new spells are awesome... so I approve and give it two popcorns.

Re: Fruity Pebbles

[cryptor_00]

two popcorns up? Wow! Such a wonderful review is not only great for the longevity of the game, but also will likely be the direct antecedent to the heart failure of Ebert, assuming he ever gives this rating to a movie in a literal sense.

I [Heart] Popcorning

[elucidar]

Unlike those iconic critics of cinema, I'm not one for pointing some appendage triumphantly towards the heavens, or shamefully toward the ground, in approval or disapproval.

Popcorning is so much more festive, and when done regularly, will in fact strengthen one's cardiac health rather than being the antecedent for one's cardiac demise.

[dancetrue]

Yay for Athena's bday!

Good to chat today. I love getting my Casey pa-hone call quota. At least once per week whether I need it or not! ;0p

Actually, for one of your dreams, I'd say that was surprisingly coherent!

Huggles,
me

P'hone Party

[elucidar]

It's always a pleasure to converse with you; it's a shame I don't see you in person nearly as frequently... although you might overdose on too much of me and re-evaluate your call quota, so I shouldn't complain too much.

Well, I think I've been so exhausted recently, even my subconscious doesn't feel like conjuring up excessively outrageous or abstract images anymore.

Athena thanks you for your birthday wishes, and will spare you during the upcoming rodent revolution.

Re: P'hone Party

[dancetrue]

I could never overdose on cock! Cock is a wonderful thing that no one can ever get enough of! Even lesbians love to stroke my cock!

Yay! I'm spared!

Toolbelts And Touching

[elucidar]

I don't recall ever being stroked by lesbians. Then again, perhaps they weren't the mullet-clad, flannel wearing, Home Depot fanatic type of lesbian, and as such, I was quite unaware.