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It's surprisingly easy to picture you in top hat w/monaclemsanthropistFebruary 5 2009, 21:54:29 UTC
I sometimes wonder if you make stuff up as you go along...no mind, either way reading your entries enhances my LJ experience immeasurably. For that, I thank you sir.
Hand Me My Monocle, I Want To Look RichelucidarFebruary 6 2009, 06:04:45 UTC
I'm amused that you're amused, and although the content is the reality I perceive, I don't really put any forethought into my entries before composing them.
Taco Tuesday: After DarkelucidarFebruary 6 2009, 06:08:32 UTC
I certainly approve of the laughter; however, the coughing no longer amuses me. I'm making a mental note right now to remind myself to have J throw the coughs across the room with his foot.
It was difficult not to laugh when I heard the story. The one advantage of working with most of my coworkers is that I've learned to replicate a veneer of neutrality amidst virtually any situation.
Dang, we totally should have made a duplicate set of cards with a "zombie head attack" photo or something. Ah well, now we know for next time. ;-)
There's one definite advantage to you wearing a top hat- it wouldn't do much damage to your hair! Think about it, you could retain the awesome spikiness even after donning and doffing a hat!
Wow, who knew that prostitutes served niches that even the porn industry won't touch?
Municipal BrainselucidarFebruary 9 2009, 21:11:02 UTC
Well, it's not too late to have "zombie head attack" thank you cards for after the wedding. Remember, she'll own half of your delicious mage brains by that point anyway.
Hmmm... that is an excellent point, and a top hat is a great accessory for practically any occasion.
Well, if there's someone willing to pay for it, I suppose there's someone willing to provide it. Really, I think I'd prefer the traditional serving mechanism... and it's much more affordable.
I was highly intoxicated that Potluck Friday as a result of J's suspiciously potent beverage muhahah muhahah muah muah
*strokes handlebar mustache*
I think we may be telling the story of Pink Taco until we are grumpy old men playing wow 4 on a porch with cool glasses of lemonade-flavored metamucil...
Preemptive Stretching For The Boxcar RapistelucidarFebruary 20 2009, 21:58:52 UTC
Yay! The Boxcar Rapist can be my bartender any day...
Pink Taco girl is rather legendary, which I suppose would make her orange, like the cheddar often placed in her moist shell. Suddenly, lemonade flavored Metamucil sounds appealing by comparison.
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*no words, just laughter*
*and coughing*
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It was difficult not to laugh when I heard the story. The one advantage of working with most of my coworkers is that I've learned to replicate a veneer of neutrality amidst virtually any situation.
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There's one definite advantage to you wearing a top hat- it wouldn't do much damage to your hair! Think about it, you could retain the awesome spikiness even after donning and doffing a hat!
Wow, who knew that prostitutes served niches that even the porn industry won't touch?
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Hmmm... that is an excellent point, and a top hat is a great accessory for practically any occasion.
Well, if there's someone willing to pay for it, I suppose there's someone willing to provide it. Really, I think I'd prefer the traditional serving mechanism... and it's much more affordable.
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muhahah muhahah muah muah
*strokes handlebar mustache*
I think we may be telling the story of Pink Taco until we are grumpy old men playing wow 4 on a porch with cool glasses of lemonade-flavored metamucil...
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Pink Taco girl is rather legendary, which I suppose would make her orange, like the cheddar often placed in her moist shell. Suddenly, lemonade flavored Metamucil sounds appealing by comparison.
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