Feline Flinging And Flaming Codpieces

May 29, 2009 22:44

The battle is anything but epic when given the choice between laundry of updating my journal, especially Friday evenings seem like the most pathetic time to be doing chores. Besides, as demonstrated by Crazy Cat Lady, too much work will lead to some unprovoked cat flinging, which is quite awkward in most social situations. Then again, I'm somewhat ( Read more... )

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erinya May 30 2009, 08:21:01 UTC
We need to get you some bright orange polish for the other foot.

I didn't know you were considering a piercing! I approve.

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elucidar May 30 2009, 09:42:51 UTC
Perhaps I'll find some bright orange nail polish tomorrow while shopping for bug spray and more cookies to replace your now extinct male cookies.

Yes, I've been considering a piercing for some time, but I decided I'll stop merely considering and jump on the body modification bandwagon. However, I suppose I haven't quite jumped on the bandwagon yet... but I'm catching up to the bandwagon.

Yay for approval though... I feel validated.

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cryptor_00 May 30 2009, 21:45:07 UTC
i'm continually amused by the number of wow references in your posts. You rock.

There was one that found her niche by performing water sports only after eating large amounts of asparagus
ewww i don't want to smell that, much less drink it. But, as you're so fond of saying, "pee on me all you want, just don't cut me."

I told her that I usually do arenas with J and Ian on Thursday evenings, at which time she gave me negative Dragon Kill Points and called me a noob.
it's true. You're soooo getting the /gkick

I even saw a black one, or at least I thought I did... without my glasses at the time, it could had been a small cat.
... or a large dog ... or an urban gnome ... or a oversized piece of lint

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elucidar May 31 2009, 09:26:32 UTC
I'm certainly pleased that you're amused, and I'm flattered at the notion that I rock. If nothing else, I provide floating rocks through Earth Shield.

But, as you're so fond of saying, "pee on me all you want, just don't cut me."

I like how this has been memorialized already... perhaps it will make an intriguing subtitle to my memoirs.

Hey, you can't give me the /gkick... who else would provide you with cleansing totems and enthusiastic cheering during your naked dancing.

You know, you might be right with the urban gnome theory; I thought I faintly heard "My, you're a tall one" in the distance.

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cryptor_00 June 1 2009, 01:41:49 UTC
exactly

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jijikit June 1 2009, 21:33:21 UTC
Okay, so I was bored reading my novel into my voice model and used your LJ entry again, to keep my computer on its toes with your wide use of vocab and such and on one of the last sentences it printed out the following:

the only acceptable hot pocket is the flaming codpiece on Bigness the Furnace Master. XD XD XD

Goddess I love reading your stuff into my voice model! I'm also glad you don't mind (esp. since no one will ever see it but me) because it makes my day so much more fun! :D

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elucidar June 2 2009, 18:30:25 UTC
That last sentence is surprisingly close, although I imagine it would confuse anyone reading it anyway.

I'm pleased I can make your workday more fun -- perhaps I should team up with the computer for even more hilarity.

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jijikit June 4 2009, 20:04:18 UTC
Well that could certainly make the workday pass more "eventfully"! ^.^

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dancetrue June 3 2009, 05:36:58 UTC
WTF - jump Kaliri's bones!

And Joey's wrong. Buffy characters are generally boo worthy. Anya's personality is awesome and Willow's is cute but the only one who is at all hot is Oz. And I do like Spike and Dru because they're all evil and naughty. But really no one is that good looking. It's just the writing.

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elucidar June 3 2009, 08:00:46 UTC
You think Oz is attractive? I suppose he reminds me too much of a dwarf to agree -- perhaps if he did the midget dance, I might be seduced into agreeing with you? I think it's a failure to separate the characters from the visuals of the actors portraying those characters.

You do, however, make a good argument for the jumping of bones. It could had been stronger if you said WTFFFF instead of the standard WTF, but I digress...

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