When All The Positions For Lottery Winner Or Socialite Are Filled...

[elucidar]

It seems like the majority of the last few weeks has been dominated by work and other miscellaneous tasks, but as always, there have been some noteworthy events. However, they do seem rather fragmented for some reason, so I'll just list them randomly

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[dancetrue]

That whole tirade about your imaginary friends -- beautiful.

[elucidar]

Fortunately, my opaque friends are way more considerate and inclusive.

[cryptor_00]

Next time I see them, I should punch them in the back of the head.

Sold!

[elucidar]

Does this mean you're willing to beat my imaginary friends into submission? As long as it doesn't involve a lobotomy, I'll certainly accept your offer. Then again, perhaps the threat of a shield bash from you will intimidate them into compliance.

[jijikit]

I don't know about imaginary friends, but my imaginary maids don't do crap either! XP

[elucidar]

Hmmm... perhaps there's an imaginary maid union of which I'm unaware. You know, I'm to the point where I might as well fire the maid and reduce the imaginary head clutter.

[jijikit]

LOL!

[erinya]

Of course, sometimes your non-imaginary roommate forgets to do the dishes she created for several days in a row...maybe you shouldn't blame the imaginary maid.

It's easier to get used to putting things in your eyes than you'd think. A body can get accustomed to anything. Well, most things anyway.

...there's a WoW related porn site?

[elucidar]

Eh, you have non-imaginary law related obligations and other tangible distractions, whereas the imaginary maid has no excuse other than being non-corporeal.

That's what everyone says about contacts, so perhaps I'll investigate further.

Indeed there is a WoW related porn site, which can be seen here. However, I'm disappointed that there's no storyline about a smexy Draenei resto shaman and his smexy Draenei warrior tank.

[erinya]

I'm surprised by how attractive the girls are on that site. But they definitely need some Draenei porn to round it out.

[elucidar]

It's true, they are more attractive than the standard porn girl, but it could be the make-up and fake ears.

Yes, I'd totally subscribe if there were Draenei porn...