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elunedgramich

THE ANGRY WASP

May 19, 2008 07:37

An angry wasp woke me up. I had to run away before it found me, cowering in my bed. i have never been stung by anything except a mosquito, and so i am extra scared of wasps and bees. damn wasp. it is seven in the morning for crying out loud! On a saturday ( Read more... )

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fabianeveralone May 19 2007, 17:08:03 UTC

"shining beacon of jez-light"
*giggles*
That's relationships for you though. I mean, whenever I go out with somebody we'll have like two or three weeks where we hang out like nearly every day and then there are two, three, however many weeks of hardly being able to hang out at all. D:
That's hilarious. Kids at my school weren't much for pranks like that.

elunedgramich May 19 2007, 21:30:47 UTC

last year they let doves out during assembly. the best prank ever was when they got the caretakers to open the gates to the school-teacher car park really early, so that every sixth former (who could drive) parked their car in the teachers spaces. And not only cars, but tractors and some sort of boat as well. so all the teachers had to drive around bristol for an hour in the morning. i thought that was quite ingeeeenious. people in my year might be letting a pig loose...but you need a license for it pig-driving apparently

kovacs May 19 2007, 17:29:46 UTC

You know that mosquitoes don't sting, right?

Anyway, at least you've never been stung (twice) in the eye, or stepped on a hornet with bare feet, only to realize you're about a mile away from the car.

elunedgramich May 19 2007, 21:27:39 UTC

mosquitoes don't sting, but they do something which feels almost exactly the same really...although how can i say that having never been stung? How did you get stung by a hornet? where and how? that is very very unlucky. and horrible! I watched an hour documentary about japanese hornets, so i should know! my friend told me (not having being stung himself by a hornet either mind you) that it felt like a 'hot needle piercing your skin'. With that in mind: poor you! And also: the eye? What happened to it? Did you go blind? I mean...the very mechanics of it are mind-boggling. So many questions...

kovacs May 19 2007, 22:39:13 UTC

I stepped on the hornet after swimming in a lake. We were at a big state park, and parking was way on the other side of it.

Maybe saying in my eye wasn't very accurate. It actually got my eyelid--twice. I didn't even know what happened at first (I was only 7 years old, and had never been stung before).