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The Boy Who Cried Wolf (the hentai version)
Cast:
The Boy: Shadow
The Wolf: Luceid
The Mayor: Lady Harken
Townsfolk: Neco, Elmina, Silence, Sai Maru, Medra, Tifa
Black Sheep: Pegucci
Sheep: !KRASH!, Riruka, DWD, Rudy
Me: Once upon a time, when all were sexually deprived, there was a town composed of only females. The only male in the town was Boy, he tended the flock of sheep just on the outskirts of town. He had a tendancy to disturb the mayor in her humble abode with insane stories. I think maybe he just wanted to make his presence know to the one townslady, Medra. He was always trying to catch her eye. Anyways, one day, Boy was tending his sheep.
Shadow: Boy? Couldn't you come up with something a little more creative then that? Why not call me Psycho Ninja Boy! *strikes a ninja pose*
Me: Because your name is Boy. Now let us get on with the story.
Shadow: Fine. *coughs* Psycho Ninja Boy *coughs*
Me: I heard that!
Shadow: Oh sheep dears, how I care for thee. *burts out in laughter* yeah right! Like I would ever say that!
Me: Shut up, Shadow! *sighs* Anyways, Boy felt a drop of rain hit his cheek.
Shadow: wtf? What was that?
Riruka: Baa!!! I think the sky is falling!
DWD: Yeah, the sky is falling!
Shadow: Oh Guardians, I must warn Medra.. and the Mayor of course.
Me: So Boy runs off towards town.
KRASH: HA! I can't believe he fell for that! We are so baaaadddddd!!!
Rudy: This wool itches...
Me: Anyways, so the boy went to town and burst into the mayors chambers. There he found all the townsfolk, except Tifa, tied up against the walls with various chains and scarves and cuffs. Tifa stood beside of the Mayor handing her the various tools of torture when she asked for them.
Lady Harken: What do you want, Boy?
Shadow: Mayor, the sky is falling!!! I was tending the sheep when it started leaking on me!
Lady Harken: The sky is falling! That's impossible!
Tifa: What shall we do Mistress?
Lady Harken: Stay here with the townsfolk, I will go check it out.
Neco: But what if the sky falls? We will all be killed!
Sai Maru: I'm too young to die!
Silence: ...
Medra: Bring it on death! You are nothng!
Me: So the Mayor went outside to find nothing more than a mild summer shower. She walked back inside, obviously pissed off, and went over to Boy.
Lady Harken: It's.. raining...
Shadow: But the sheep said.... errrr those damn sheep. I am going to teach them!
Lady Harken: Yes well don't do it again or you will... *snaps her fingers and Tifa hands her a flail with silver blades on the ends. The Mayor smacks it against one of the townsfolk* pay the consequences, Boy!
Neco: Owww... what did I ever do to deserve that?
Lady Harken: Quiet Servant! I can and will do worse if you do not watch your tongue.
Neco: Sorry Mistress. *hangs her head*
Lady Harken: *glares at Boy* Do you catch my drift?
Shadow: Yes Mistress. I won't do it again.
Me: Boy headed back to his flock. When he approached them, Riruka and Krash were laughing hysterically.
Shadow: You sheep lied to me! It was only rain!
Krash: *sniggers* And you were dumb enough to believe us.
DWD: yeah, you are stupid.
Riruka: *giggles*
Shadow: Just for that, I'm going to punish Rudy!
Rudy: Hey, I had nothing to do with it. I'm just sitting here trying to scratch my back. This wool itches...
Shadow: I don't care! You are punished! *eyes glow red and he blows fire on Rudy burning his pretty wool coat to cinders*
Rudy: Well.. at least it isn't itching me anymore. Now it just burns!!!
Riruka: *snickers* We're sorry Rudy.
DWD: Yeah, we did not mean to get you in trouble.
Krash: *laughs*
Rudy: *huffs*
Me: The next day, a wolf came dangerously close to the flock. Boy did not notice for he was sitting in a tree daydreaming about Medra. The sheep noticed the wolf looming off in the distance.
Luceid: *loom*
Riruka: Wolf!!! Boy! Wolf!
Shadow: *hops up and sees the wolf in the distance* I should let him eat you.. but I won't. The Mayor would kill me then.
Luceid: *comes closer to the boy* She.. thank you very much. I have been watching you Boy. The Mayor no longer believes your tall tales. I am going to have my way with these.. sheep then eat them. And there is nothing you can do about it.
Shadow: But.. but.. they are poor innocent sheep. You can't just molest them.
Luceid: I can and I will.
Shadow: I will tell the townsfolk!
Luceid: They will not believe you... but wait. I will make you a deal. If you can convince them to come help you within the next half hour. I will not molest nor eat your flock.
Me: Boy accepted the wolf's offer and headed towards town. Hopefully the Mayor would believe him this time.
Me: When Boy made it to town, he entered the mayor's chambers to be greeted by the usual scene. He ran quicly over to the mayor, being sure to make eyes at Medra along the way.
Shadow: Mayor! There is a wolf and she is going to rape and eat the flock if you all do not come to my aid!
Lady Harken: And I am supposed to believe you because?
Shadow: It's true! I swear it!
Lady Harken: Okay, I have had enough of this! *snaps her fingers and the townsfolk tie Boy up before he can even realize what is going on* You will be punished!
Medra: *pinches Boy's ass as she walks by*
Lady Harken: *grabs her trusted flail and beats poor Boy till he is bloody and covered in welps* That will teach you!!! Release him!
Silence: *uncuffs Boy and gives him an appologetic look*
Lady Harken: Now go tend the sheep, Boy!!!
Me: Boy walks back to the flock.
Riruka: What did they say?
Krash: Are they going to help?
Shadow: Nope. Well, that's what you get for being suck ASSHOLES! *laughs insanely*
DWD: That's not funny!
Rudy: Yeah, we are going to be raped and eatten by a wolf!
Luceid: *appears out of nowhere* I knew you couldn't do it! Now, here little sheep! Come to Mama!!! *begins chasing the sheep who run rather fast for sheep*
Me: Suddenly, the black sheep begins to stir. He rarely comes out for anything other than food.
Pegucci: What is this? A wolf? *purrs*
Me: Sheep don't purr.
Pegucci: This one does. Here wolfie, wolfie! *begins chasing the wolf around*
Luceid: Uhm, what is that? Ewww.. it's a Peg! *runs* Leave me alone you horny little bastard!
Pegucci: First I'm going to hump you, then I'm going to eat you because my fat rolls are thinnning. Come here, it won't hurt for long...
Luceid: Get it away! Get it away! *claws at a tree desperately trying to climb it*
Shadow: HAHA! You stupid wolf! Didn't know what you were dealing with when you messed with me, did ya?
Luceid: *cowers in a corner and whimpers* Can we stop this scene before Peg rapes me?
Me: okay.. So then, the townsfolk appear. Apparently the Mayor wanted to beat him some more but then she saw the wolf cowering in the corner.
Lady Harken: There really was a wolf...
Neco: He wasn't lying after all.
Shadow: See, I told you so.
Medra: I always believed you, Boy! *runs over and plants a big kiss on him*
Lady Harken: You finally proved your worth to our community. Medra, you may break him in now.
Medra: Thanks! *drags Boy offstage*
Lady Harken: And Peg, have fun. *leaves and the other townsfolk follow*
Me: *The curtain drops* And they live happily ever after. Rumour has it that there are wooly black wolves running all around the countryside now. And the Mayor eventually opened up her own dominatrix business with the other townsfolk in training at this very moment. Well, all but Medra and Boy. They haven't been seen since that day. There are only a few moans and screams heard from the direction in which she took him.
The Boy Who Cried Wolf (the hentai version)
Cast:
The Boy: Shadow
The Wolf: Luceid
The Mayor: Lady Harken
Townsfolk: Neco, Elmina, Silence, Sai Maru, Medra, Tifa
Black Sheep: Pegucci
Sheep: !KRASH!, Riruka, DWD, Rudy
Me: Once upon a time, when all were sexually deprived, there was a town composed of only females. The only male in the town was Boy, he tended the flock of sheep just on the outskirts of town. He had a tendancy to disturb the mayor in her humble abode with insane stories. I think maybe he just wanted to make his presence know to the one townslady, Medra. He was always trying to catch her eye. Anyways, one day, Boy was tending his sheep.
Shadow: Boy? Couldn't you come up with something a little more creative then that? Why not call me Psycho Ninja Boy! *strikes a ninja pose*
Me: Because your name is Boy. Now let us get on with the story.
Shadow: Fine. *coughs* Psycho Ninja Boy *coughs*
Me: I heard that!
Shadow: Oh sheep dears, how I care for thee. *burts out in laughter* yeah right! Like I would ever say that!
Me: Shut up, Shadow! *sighs* Anyways, Boy felt a drop of rain hit his cheek.
Shadow: wtf? What was that?
Riruka: Baa!!! I think the sky is falling!
DWD: Yeah, the sky is falling!
Shadow: Oh Guardians, I must warn Medra.. and the Mayor of course.
Me: So Boy runs off towards town.
KRASH: HA! I can't believe he fell for that! We are so baaaadddddd!!!
Rudy: This wool itches...
Me: Anyways, so the boy went to town and burst into the mayors chambers. There he found all the townsfolk, except Tifa, tied up against the walls with various chains and scarves and cuffs. Tifa stood beside of the Mayor handing her the various tools of torture when she asked for them.
Lady Harken: What do you want, Boy?
Shadow: Mayor, the sky is falling!!! I was tending the sheep when it started leaking on me!
Lady Harken: The sky is falling! That's impossible!
Tifa: What shall we do Mistress?
Lady Harken: Stay here with the townsfolk, I will go check it out.
Neco: But what if the sky falls? We will all be killed!
Sai Maru: I'm too young to die!
Silence: ...
Medra: Bring it on death! You are nothng!
Me: So the Mayor went outside to find nothing more than a mild summer shower. She walked back inside, obviously pissed off, and went over to Boy.
Lady Harken: It's.. raining...
Shadow: But the sheep said.... errrr those damn sheep. I am going to teach them!
Lady Harken: Yes well don't do it again or you will... *snaps her fingers and Tifa hands her a flail with silver blades on the ends. The Mayor smacks it against one of the townsfolk* pay the consequences, Boy!
Neco: Owww... what did I ever do to deserve that?
Lady Harken: Quiet Servant! I can and will do worse if you do not watch your tongue.
Neco: Sorry Mistress. *hangs her head*
Lady Harken: *glares at Boy* Do you catch my drift?
Shadow: Yes Mistress. I won't do it again.
Me: Boy headed back to his flock. When he approached them, Riruka and Krash were laughing hysterically.
Shadow: You sheep lied to me! It was only rain!
Krash: *sniggers* And you were dumb enough to believe us.
DWD: yeah, you are stupid.
Riruka: *giggles*
Shadow: Just for that, I'm going to punish Rudy!
Rudy: Hey, I had nothing to do with it. I'm just sitting here trying to scratch my back. This wool itches...
Shadow: I don't care! You are punished! *eyes glow red and he blows fire on Rudy burning his pretty wool coat to cinders*
Rudy: Well.. at least it isn't itching me anymore. Now it just burns!!!
Riruka: *snickers* We're sorry Rudy.
DWD: Yeah, we did not mean to get you in trouble.
Krash: *laughs*
Rudy: *huffs*
Me: The next day, a wolf came dangerously close to the flock. Boy did not notice for he was sitting in a tree daydreaming about Medra. The sheep noticed the wolf looming off in the distance.
Luceid: *loom*
Riruka: Wolf!!! Boy! Wolf!
Shadow: *hops up and sees the wolf in the distance* I should let him eat you.. but I won't. The Mayor would kill me then.
Luceid: *comes closer to the boy* She.. thank you very much. I have been watching you Boy. The Mayor no longer believes your tall tales. I am going to have my way with these.. sheep then eat them. And there is nothing you can do about it.
Shadow: But.. but.. they are poor innocent sheep. You can't just molest them.
Luceid: I can and I will.
Shadow: I will tell the townsfolk!
Luceid: They will not believe you... but wait. I will make you a deal. If you can convince them to come help you within the next half hour. I will not molest nor eat your flock.
Me: Boy accepted the wolf's offer and headed towards town. Hopefully the Mayor would believe him this time.
Me: When Boy made it to town, he entered the mayor's chambers to be greeted by the usual scene. He ran quicly over to the mayor, being sure to make eyes at Medra along the way.
Shadow: Mayor! There is a wolf and she is going to rape and eat the flock if you all do not come to my aid!
Lady Harken: And I am supposed to believe you because?
Shadow: It's true! I swear it!
Lady Harken: Okay, I have had enough of this! *snaps her fingers and the townsfolk tie Boy up before he can even realize what is going on* You will be punished!
Medra: *pinches Boy's ass as she walks by*
Lady Harken: *grabs her trusted flail and beats poor Boy till he is bloody and covered in welps* That will teach you!!! Release him!
Silence: *uncuffs Boy and gives him an appologetic look*
Lady Harken: Now go tend the sheep, Boy!!!
Me: Boy walks back to the flock.
Riruka: What did they say?
Krash: Are they going to help?
Shadow: Nope. Well, that's what you get for being suck ASSHOLES! *laughs insanely*
DWD: That's not funny!
Rudy: Yeah, we are going to be raped and eatten by a wolf!
Luceid: *appears out of nowhere* I knew you couldn't do it! Now, here little sheep! Come to Mama!!! *begins chasing the sheep who run rather fast for sheep*
Me: Suddenly, the black sheep begins to stir. He rarely comes out for anything other than food.
Pegucci: What is this? A wolf? *purrs*
Me: Sheep don't purr.
Pegucci: This one does. Here wolfie, wolfie! *begins chasing the wolf around*
Luceid: Uhm, what is that? Ewww.. it's a Peg! *runs* Leave me alone you horny little bastard!
Pegucci: First I'm going to hump you, then I'm going to eat you because my fat rolls are thinnning. Come here, it won't hurt for long...
Luceid: Get it away! Get it away! *claws at a tree desperately trying to climb it*
Shadow: HAHA! You stupid wolf! Didn't know what you were dealing with when you messed with me, did ya?
Luceid: *cowers in a corner and whimpers* Can we stop this scene before Peg rapes me?
Me: okay.. So then, the townsfolk appear. Apparently the Mayor wanted to beat him some more but then she saw the wolf cowering in the corner.
Lady Harken: There really was a wolf...
Neco: He wasn't lying after all.
Shadow: See, I told you so.
Medra: I always believed you, Boy! *runs over and plants a big kiss on him*
Lady Harken: You finally proved your worth to our community. Medra, you may break him in now.
Medra: Thanks! *drags Boy offstage*
Lady Harken: And Peg, have fun. *leaves and the other townsfolk follow*
Me: *The curtain drops* And they live happily ever after. Rumour has it that there are wooly black wolves running all around the countryside now. And the Mayor eventually opened up her own dominatrix business with the other townsfolk in training at this very moment. Well, all but Medra and Boy. They haven't been seen since that day. There are only a few moans and screams heard from the direction in which she took him.