though i do not eat eggs.

i am the eggman

Note to self: Stay away from recreational items of ingestion ( Read more... )

Since Monday I have only left my Moms house for office supplies, wine, IKEA, and Starbucks. Today I shall board the trolley and take a little ride downtown. I am a lazy fuck and I like it that way.

So Karl is moving here in December, as best he can ( Read more... )

still here, elven is.
i used to be funny.
now i think i am just sad.

I am drinking Irish coffee and eating the best damn fine ass shit of banana cake that I've ever had - imported from the UK. Its vegan, does that mean it goes well with a side of pepperoni...or no?

So, in one week and a day, I will be officially homeless and computerless. The homeless part does not worry me. The computerless part does ( Read more... )

This Saturday is Santarchy for Ann Arbor AND San Francisco (as well as many other fine cities).
How many Santa's will show?
How many will urinate in public?
How many will spend a complimentary evening in the clink?
C'Mon Ann Arbor! Santa's Unite!

This is my last true weekend in my apt ( Read more... )