i promise you're going to be cool
LAYER ONE:
Name: Kara motherfucking Lairson
-- Birth date: June 19th, 1987
-- Birthplace: Lexington, Kentucky
-- Hair Color: Naturally? Dark brown. Willingly? Red.
-- Height: 6'1
-- Righty or Lefty: Righty
-- Zodiac Sign: Gemini
--Eyes: Brown, goddammit.
LAYER TWO:
-- Your heritage: uh... German? Scandinavian? american?
-- The shoes you wore today: pretty black sandals.
-- Your weakness: jealousy.
-- Your signifigant other: none. i'm single, bitches.
-- Your fears: extreme social situations.
-- Your perfect pizza: green peppers and onions!
-- Goal: be happy.
LAYER THREE:
-- Your most overused phrase on AIM:
-- Your thoughts first waking up: i hate the sunshine and bird.
-- Your best physical feature: my lips.
-- Your bedtime: whenever i damn well feel like it.
-- Your most missed memory: summer 2010.
LAYER FOUR:
-- Pepsi or Coke: Coke
-- McDonalds or Burger King: fucking neither.
-- Single or group dates: single.
-- Adidas or Nike: Nike (they sponsor UK)
-- Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: um... neither.
-- Chocolate or vanilla: vanilla.
LAYER FIVE:
-- Smoke: yes.
-- Cuss: all the fucking time.
-- Sing: yes, especially in the shower.
-- Take a shower everyday: no.
-- Have a crush: hm...
-- Do you think you've been in love: sometimes.
-- Want to go to college: i want out.
-- Like(d) high school: high school sucked dick.
-- Want to get married: sometimes.
-- Believe in yourself: not really.
-- Get motion sickness: never.
-- Think you're attractive: not a chance.
-- Think you're a health freak: can be.
-- Get along with your parent(s): my mom is my best friend.
-- Like thunderstorms: love them
-- Play an instrument: i played violin once upon a time.
LAYER SIX:
In the past month...
-- Drank alcohol: Yes
-- Smoked: Yes.
-- Done a drug: Yes.
-- Had sex: Yes.
-- Made Out: Yes.
-- Gone on a date: no.
-- Eaten an entire box of Oreos: nope. but i did eat a box of girl scout cookies.
-- Eaten sushi: yes.
-- Been on stage: yes.
-- Been dumped: no.
-- Gone skating: no.
-- Made homemade cookies: nope!
-- Gone skinny dipping: not yet...
-- Dyed your hair: yes.
-- Stolen anything: nope.
LAYER SEVEN:
Ever...
-- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: yes. it's tournament TIME.
-- Been caught "doing something": um...depends what something was.
-- Been called a tease: yes and i love it.
-- Gotten beaten up: nah. i've sparred in Karate though.
-- Shoplifted: nope. too chickenshit.
LAYER EIGHT:
-- Age you hope to be married: uh... never.
-- Numbers and Names of Children: no kids no kids (but secretly i want a boy and i want to name him holden)
-- Describe your Dream Wedding: no.
-- How do you want to die: loudly in a blaze of fucking glory.
--What do you want to be when you grow up: happy.
-- What country would you most like to visit: Russia.
LAYER NINE:
In a guy/girl..
-- Best eye color? blue. i have a weakness.
-- Best hair color? don't matta.
-- Short or long hair: shorter, but not too short.
-- height: as tall or taller than me. don't want no scrubs.
-- Best weight: skinny scares me.
-- Best articles of clothing: chuck taylors. jeans. cardigans. scarves.
LAYER TEN:
-- # of drugs taken illegally: 4
-- # of people I could trust with my life: 3
-- # of CDs that I own: too many but i'm starting to buy them again.
-- # of piercings: are my ears separate? six if so!
-- # of tattoos: 3.
-- # of scars on my body: a few. one that reminds me of being caught on a roof!
-- # of things in my past that I regret: "you can't regret the past. at one time, it was exactly what you wanted."
I NEVER (stuff marked with the X is the stuff that i've honestly, swear to god, never ever done)
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DRUNK
( ) I NEVER HAVE SMOKED POT
(_) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(_) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(X) I NEVER CRASHED A FRIEND'S CAR
(X) I NEVER BEEN TO JAPAN
(_) I NEVER RODE IN A TAXI
() I NEVER HAD ANAL SEX
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN IN LOVE
(_) I NEVER HAD SEX
(_) I NEVER HAVE HAD SEX IN PUBLIC
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DUMPED
(X) I NEVER SHOPLIFTED
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN FIRED
(X) I NEVER BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT
(X) I NEVER HAD A THREESOME
(_) I NEVER SNUCK OUT OF MY PARENT'S HOUSE
(_) NEVER BEEN TIED UP (SEXUALLY)
(X) I NEVER BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATING
() I NEVER PISSED ON MYSELF
(\) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(X) I NEVER BEEN ARRESTED
(_) I NEVER MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER
(_) I NEVER STOLE SOMETHING FROM MY JOB
(X) I NEVER CELEBRATED NEW YEARS IN TIME SQUARE
(X) I NEVER WENT ON A BLIND DATE
(_) I NEVER LIED TO A FRIEND
(_) I NEVER HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER
() I NEVER CELEBRATED MARDI-GRAS IN NEW ORLEANS
(_) I NEVER BEEN TO EUROPE
(_) I NEVER SKIPPED SCHOOL
() I NEVER SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER
() I NEVER CUT MYSELF ON PURPOSE
(X) I NEVER HAD SEX AT THE OFFICE
(X) IVE NEVER BEEN MARRIED
(X) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH MORE THAN ONE PERSON WITHIN THE SAME WEEK
(X) I NEVER HAVE POSED NUDE
(X) I NEVER GOT SOMEONE DRUNK JUST TO HAVE SEX WITH THEM
(_) I HAVE NEVER DRIVEN A CAR ILLEGALLY
(_) I HAVE NEVER BEEN ON TV
x. shoe size = 10/11
x. hair color = red and brown. whateva. .
x. length = almost to my tits.
x. pets = i kind of own a dog. .
Last..
x. movie you rented = No Country for Old Men/ Children of Men (yum Clive Owen)
x. movie you bought = i am not sure...
x. song you listened to = Tamer Animals // Other Lives
x. song that was stuck in your head = Get Free // The Vines
x. song you've downloaded = we are young // fun.
x. cd you bought = Gorillaz.
x. cd you listened to = Gorillaz.
x. person you've called = my ma!
x. person that's called you = Madison
x. tv show you've watched = Storm Chasers!
x. person you were thinking of? = that doesn't matter, really.
Do:
x. you have a bf or gf = nawp.
x. you have a crush on someone = hm.
x. you wish you could live somewhere else = always.
x. you think about suicide = i've tried. i failed. i'm alive.
x. others find you attractive = not a chance.
x. you want more piercings = yes.
x. you want more tattoos = yes.
x. you drink = desperately.
x. you do drugs = sometimes.
x. you like cleaning = not at all.
x. you like roller coasters = taller faster better
x. you write in cursive or print = printsive.
x. you carry a donor card = nope.
For or Against
x. long distance relationships = they scare me
x. using someone = no.
x. suicide = scary.
x. killing people = i could never.
x. teenage smoking = you shouldn't but do what you want
x. doing drugs = long hair don't care
x. premarital sex = gotta test drive the vehicle before you buy it.
x. driving drunk = i've done it, but it's stupid.
x. gay/lesbian relationships = go go love it.
x. soap operas = meh.
x. bands = <3
Have You..
x. ever cried over a girl/boy = unfortunately.
x. ever lied to someone = yes.
x. ever been in a fist fight = no.
x. ever been arrested = close, but no.
What..
x. shampoo do you use = pantene.
x. perfume do you use = different shit.
x. shoes do you wear = chucks, TOMS, sandals.
x. Are you scared of being alone, heights, falling = falling how? \
Number..
x. of times I have had my heart broken? = two.
x. of hearts I have broken? = i'd say two.
x. of continents I have lived in? = one
x. of people I consider my enemies? = i've a few.
x. of people from high school that I stayed in contact with? = right around 5.