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[elverlith]

Wow, is it me, or are you guys just SO not impressed with J-Lo's ass?

I mean, she calls it a ghetto booty, but I'm thinking it's more like ''cut-down-on-the-doughnuts'' fat booty.

Bollocks.

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[aminosays]

the way i see it, ass=good. i have nothing against jenny's ass, it's the whole singing-sideshow that gets on my nerves. i wouldn't mind having the Most Publicized Rear in the World.

and if the fact that hers is a bit, ahem, bodacious and men still would sell their kidneys to hump her makes 239402640264 women world-wide feel better about their fat arses, it's fucking great. :D

*tries to come up with a cheerleading routine and cheer for arses, but simply can't*

[elverlith]

*nods* I agree with you, and sometime on MSN we'll come up with an Arse Chant (we'll find some way of incorporating pine cones in there ;D)

I don't mind her ass, it's just that I hate how it's all ABOUT her ass. Did you see the video for ''Jenny from the block''?

What the holy mother fuck was that? I mean, you can be sexy and all without stripping.
It seems like in every video she does, either the jeans, the shirt, or hell, the whole outfit comes off.
So that's why I'm anti-j.lo's ass. Because I think I'd appreciate it more with the jeans on.

Don't be fooled by the rocks wot oi got
Oi'm still
Oi'm still 'annah from the block
Used to 'ave a little
Still ain't got a lot
No ma'er where oi go oi know I can get some *makes thrusting motion*

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[aminosays]

ahahahahah i love you hannah! j-lo has nothing on you!

oh, and i haven't seen the video, and i assume i should be glad.

[elverlith]

*squishes*
I love you too, m'lady.
Yeah, you should be so glad you get bladder problems.

Oh god, I don't know wtf I'm talking about. :)

[stillstar]

You know, I was thinking the exact same thing today.

Yours is better.

I just know these things.

[stillstar]

I can. It's all she has.

[elverlith]

Ahahahahahahhahahahahahaha!
Rock on with the great attitude, you! :D
*squish*

[stillstar]

Heh.

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